What women really mean - [quiz]

http://www.humorsphere.com/fun/womanmean.php

89% - not a great score considering I've been married nearly 20 years.:D

I got 83% - and last time I checked, I was female. :(

Originally posted by boingo82
I got 83% - and last time I checked, I was female. :(

You're not as disappointed as you think.Trust me,according to the quiz,I know more about what you mean than you do.;)

89%

A woman and a man are out driving on a trip, one that entails several hundred miles. A few hours in, the woman asks the man, "Are you hungry?" and the man says "No,". They continue on, and a few hours later, the man says "Well, we better stop for gas." He stops, she gets out of the car and runs, sulking into the gas station, obviously peaved.

The Question:

Why was she so angry?


(Women know the answer to this right away, and if you men know, good on you.)

94%!

0wn3d.

i got 83% also

Grade A: 83%

89%

94%

Grade A+ Wow you aced the test. You're either married, or are secretly a woman in disguise.

Don't know if thats good or bad. :uhoh:

100%
w00tness
haha I've almost all those questions in one place or another before so it was easy

94%.. Im She-Ra! :o Hrmm... See, I know how to communicate with my wife.:D

94%. A lot of those I'd heard before, but most of them are true... 5 inches long by 2 inches wide and drives women crazy? Well of course it's money. Before women get excited about a penis it's gotta be at least 6.5 by 4. :D

Originally posted by 94SolGrl
. Before women get excited about a penis it's gotta be at least 6.5 by 4. :D

I used some 6x4 when we were putting up my fence, you can have some of the left overs if youd like.:p

look at my avatar... why in the hell would I want them?

72%

94%

89%

44% but hey im only 17....none of these girls my age bring up this shyt besides the brother thing

89%. Hey, I'm married, but only for just under 4 years.

im only 14 and i got 89%.......

Originally posted by civicHBsi91
44% but hey im only 17....none of these girls my age bring up this shyt besides the brother thing

I'm only 17 and I got a 94%. And yeah, it all comes up.

74% but ive only ever had one girlfriend, and she has never subjected me to such nonsense.

boingo,
was the woman mad because the husband didn't ask if she was hungry?
or,
was that just code for pull over lets do it in the back seat?So now she is all angry because not getting any is worse than not beeing satisfied by her inadequate husband

Originally posted by grimmy

was the woman mad because the husband didn't ask if she was hungry?
Thats the first thing I thought of... Is it right?

94% 0wnz j00!

94%

Damn 67%. What does that say about me?:mad:

Maranello and grimmy- Yes. Even if you know the answer is going to be no, you're supposed to ask. Even if you know the answer is going to be NO DAMMIT and something gets thrown at you, you are STILL supposed to ask. :flash:

sweeeeeeeet!
(adds 10 points to originaly posted score):ylsuper

78%....oh well :o

And yeah, it all comes up. dunno what girls you hang wit but none of the ones i do bring any of that up

Originally posted by civicHBsi91
dunno what girls you hang wit but none of the ones i do bring any of that up

Your a lucky man.

94% Also, hanging around girls as much as I do, It kinda becomes a second language when they are talking. I know that sounds weird but trust me, any guy who agrees, knows what Im talkin about.

78%...

Originally posted by civicHBsi91
44% but hey im only 17....none of these girls my age bring up this shyt besides the brother thing

i'm 17 and i got an 89, i've heard a lot of that stuff before

Originally posted by 94SolGrl
Maranello and grimmy- Yes. Even if you know the answer is going to be no, you're supposed to ask. Even if you know the answer is going to be NO DAMMIT and something gets thrown at you, you are STILL supposed to ask. :flash:

Yep, she was hungry. Like I said, all girls know the answer to this one immediately.

56% baby!!! Yeah!!! Guess I really SHOULD have been born with a penis. :o



JOKING!!!! I didn't really take it.

78%

tangie, you are a dirty dirty girl, but i guess if you had been born with one it would have saved you the money from having to buy the ones you keep in your top drawer.:D
and boingo, i knew that one imediately... you callin me a girl
cause we can take this outside if you want:flash:

89% damn, that sucks:eek:

Originally posted by grimmy
tangie, you are a dirty dirty girl, but i guess if you had been born with one it would have saved you the money from having to buy the ones you keep in your top drawer.:D


:eek::eek::eek::devil:

Daddy likes....

Originally posted by Oz


:eek::eek::eek::devil:

Daddy likes....

*chokes on left-over Paska*

I'm going to run and hide for the rest of my life now... :bloated:

Oz look what you've done. i make a little joke and then you go and post something so blatantly inconsiderate and completely unacceptable like that, and offend a poor sweet inocent girl like tangie. this, sir, is an outrage! where is a moderator when you need one?

Originally posted by ILike2DriveCars
94% Also, hanging around girls as much as I do, It kinda becomes a second language when they are talking. I know that sounds weird but trust me, any guy who agrees, knows what Im talkin about.
I only got 78% but I know exactly what you're saying man. Which is why I'm surprised I didn't do higher.

Originally posted by grimmy
Oz look what you've done. i make a little joke and then you go and post something so blatantly inconsiderate and completely unacceptable like that, and offend a poor sweet inocent girl like tangie. this, sir, is an outrage! where is a moderator when you need one?

:lol2: You do know which tangie you're talking about, right???? :hehehe:

Originally posted by saturntangerine


*chokes on left-over Paska*

I'm going to run and hide for the rest of my life now... :bloated:

<------ offers Tangie a place to hide:D

Originally posted by saturntangerine


:lol2: You do know which tangie you're talking about, right???? :hehehe:

;) You didn't know about Tangie and my 'understanding'. :D

Originally posted by Oz


;) You didn't know about Tangie and my 'understanding'. :D


which is that?

U understand Tangie but no one understands what your getting at? :p

Originally posted by tazdev



which is that?

U understand Tangie but no one understands what your getting at? :p

He's Oz:rolleyes: