Best thing about girls.

1. They smell good(Sometimes)
2. They give us companionship
3. They have boobs for us men to grab onto:hehe:


Number 3 isn't really a quality i guess. Just something extra.


I wish i had a Girlfriend though. *frowns*

Girls are odd. Some you hate, others you love. Some could make you eat dirt off their feet because of the shit they can do to you. You can;t live with them, you can't live with out them. :)

I agree with MBTN. Ive had one experiance with the whole girlfriend thing (it was also rather short might i add) and it didnt turn out so well :mad:


Originally posted by MBTN
You can;t live with them, you can't live with out them. :)

Good Statement here, but it needs a little work. Try this one
"You can't live with them, you can't kill them"

No offence ment to the ladies out there, but im just posting this from my own experiances.

there's sooo many and there all different :D :D :D

They're good at stuff that I don't like doing. Such as housework.

I might get one.

Don't even get me started:(

To add to what I put earlier:
Girls are also very fickle. They also will rip your heart out and feed it to you. One day they like you, the next, they don't even talk to you, and you can never know why. :(

Originally posted by Steel
Don't even get me started:(

C'mon Steel....Lets hear it.
this thread requires everyones opinion, good or not :D
So Spill It

And...Originally posted by MBTN
Girls are also very fickle. They also will rip your heart out and feed it to you. One day they like you, the next, they don't even talk to you, and you can never know why. :(

I agree completly. One minute they couldnt be happier, and the next, they hate your guts and without giving a reason. This is what I meant by my earlier post, I was a great, funny, smart guy and the next minute a Fat jerk, when I did nothing wrong. I guess Ill never understand women, or maybe that is the whole point, as guys are we supposed to understand women? :confused:

Come on Gals, back yourselfs up here!:)

They're good at stuff that I don't like doing. Such as housework.
Hahahah...This girl is not going to do anybodys housework with an attitude like that. :right:

Well, Hummer, if you must know :D I have an Ex, who i was crazy about, then she tore out my heart and shattered it like porcilen, then picked up the pieces, glued them back together....then smashed it on the ground again.

If you want a little more elaboration, check out my posts in this thread (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t6850.html)

Originally posted by Steel
Well, Hummer, if you must know :D I have an Ex, who i was crazy about, then she tore out my heart and shattered it like porcilen, then picked up the pieces, glued them back together....then smashed it on the ground again.

If you want a little more elaboration, check out my posts in this thread (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t6850.html)

Sorry dude. :( Didnt realize what you meant by your first post. I apologize if I brought up those hurtful memories by asking you to spill it.

The same thing is what happened to me with my first and only g/f. And I think that at one time or another every guy has experianced this, unless that guy is somehow lucky enough to steer clear of it.

Again, sorry Steel

Originally posted by HuMMerMan


Come on Gals, back yourselfs up here!:)

Sorry guys...I find this too amusing to comment just yet. ;)

All women are crazy.
All men are stupid.

You should have all the supporting evidence you need in your own peronal experience. :right:

blah blah blah, I have tastless humor.


Edited by the one, the only. KB

hhmmmmm Girls :silly2:
they small nice...... hmnmmmmmmmm
and thier all soft and cuddly.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
and have smotth skin...... hmmmmmmm
Girls..... :p :p


I love all females, even the ones I hate, they are all just cool people.
:sun:

Originally posted by HuMMerMan


Sorry dude. :( Didnt realize what you meant by your first post. I apologize if I brought up those hurtful memories by asking you to spill it.

The same thing is what happened to me with my first and only g/f. And I think that at one time or another every guy has experianced this, unless that guy is somehow lucky enough to steer clear of it.

Again, sorry Steel

np, man, just giving you the heads up before i started ranking on girls. But i wasnt gonna anyway. They are all soft and cuddly and stuff...even when they downright suck. Saturn, she's cool, a car loving girl. what more can you want? Focigirl too :)

uhm... Yeah. So i think im going to go after girls that are at least 5 years older than me or older...they can handle life a bit better

They're good for bringing you coffee and toast in bed and cleaning up the apartment. They are sometimes good to discuss things with, even though this doesnt apply to all of them. They are good at wrecking one's cars interior with cigarette ash:aug2:
but generally the advantaged do outweigh the disadvantages.

Originally posted by Seraph
They're good for bringing you coffee and toast in bed and cleaning up the apartment. They are sometimes good to discuss things with, even though this doesnt apply to all of them. They are good at wrecking one's cars interior with cigarette ash:aug2:
but generally the advantaged do outweigh the disadvantages.

:hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:

still just sitting back and watching what develops :)

Steel is the man :) LK: I don't know what girls you've met recently who are happy to do chores any more than you are! ;) Actually, I do go on cleaning binges, but don't tell anyone :D

I dread to think what will happen when gang$tarr will get here...Just watch, this will become another X-rated thread:D

Seraph: I know, I'm not exactly looking forward to it... :rolleyes:

NO BLOODLY COMMENT


(i'm in a bad mood with mine at the moment)

:devil: :devil:

Originally posted by primera man
NO BLOODLY COMMENT


(i'm in a bad mood with mine at the moment)

:devil: :devil:

Uh oh!!







As for me, I just think in general, all girls are crazy. Sometimes they can't get straight to the point. Everything has to be subliminal messages. You know I'm right.

"That's not what I meant, and if you can't figure it out, I'm not telling you!"
Sigh!:confused:

I have a terrifying habit of putting ALL women on a pedestal. Even if they've raked me over the hot coals of life. That makes me naive, stupid, and a few other expletives I don't dare say.

But one thing's for sure (to quote Jay-Z):

"I love girls, girls, girls, girls, girls all over the world!!"

MMMMM Women YUMMMMMMMM soft long legs mmmmmm & some other things that are little too X 4 tha forum!:D All the difrent veriaty's!

It was hard to get married & give up my player life style, man do I miss new girl every weekend.:( But my wife is awsome to me & I wouldn't want to loose her never found another woman that worships the ground I walk on like my wife!:D

Originally posted by redvalkrie

, man do I miss new girl every weekend



"SIGH" :(

PM: Tea didn't go well? I hope things work out a little better for you soon. I, too, am having probs w/the opposite sex at this time... :(

Hey Steel: Wanna gripe soon? ;)

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

"That's not what I meant, and if you can't figure it out, I'm not telling you!"
Sigh!:confused:


Trust me when I say this never changes.

Originally posted by YogsVR4



Trust me when I say this never changes.

My whole thing is, will I have to look at things from two different perspectives everytime she speaks?:confused:

Could cause quite a problem for me and the possibilities of developing schizophrenia as I debate by myself on what exactly was being implied.:huh::bloated:

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


My whole thing is, will I have to look at things from two different perspectives everytime she speaks?:confused:

Could cause quite a problem for me and the possibilities of developing schizophrenia as I debate by myself on what exactly was being implied.:huh::bloated:

Its easier then that. Just say "Yes dear"

Saturn: Let the griping begin:devil:

ok, this is pissing me off....why are MY posts ALWAYS the first of each page?!?!?1?

You just have to post a whole bunch of times so that you have posts all over on different pages. :D

Oh, and Steel: you know you rock, but I don't need to gripe anymore...

Originally posted by Steel
ok, this is pissing me off....why are MY posts ALWAYS the first of each page?!?!?1? I think I have the same problem. Proportionally, that puts me at the top of page 2 way more than you, though. :D

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Could cause quite a problem for me and the possibilities of developing schizophrenia as I debate by myself on what exactly was being implied.:huh::bloated:

You mean this isn't normal behaviour? :confused: :(


My goal in life is to find an intellgent educated beutifull woman whos honest and direct, and dosn't have any problems.

However since I have a higher chance of owning a EB110, a Mclaren F1 and the original stanly steamer all at the same time, i just take what I can get, and get rid of them if they turn out to be too messed up.

(that sounds kinda mean, :( ), im not really like that, welll............
The idea is one day Ill meet a chick who can deal with life and It won't be a problem!

Originally posted by saturntangerine
Oh, and Steel: you know you rock, but I don't need to gripe anymore...

*sniffle* you mean, you're leaving me on my own?! they're gonna eat me alive out here!!:(

I'll still protect you steel :D

I'll keep those blue meanies away *lol* I'm not even old enough to remember the movie "yellow submarine"!!! That movie is the bomb! ;) The Beatles rock!

Originally posted by saturntangerine
The Beatles rock!

umm, ok :confused: :bloated: i was under the impression they were dead, buried, and had composted by now :D

Now if you want to hear some cool music try Vanilla Ice, or New Kids On The Block....j/k

Girls are sweet, i like how there are so many :) and they're soo much fun... really though, what's not to like.... they give you pleasure, and you can return :)

Originally posted by saturntangerine
PM: Tea didn't go well? I hope things work out a little better for you soon. I, too, am having probs w/the opposite sex at this time... :(



Things did not go well....but that's another story !!!

Anyway....things are cool now. :) :)

The thing i like about girls is that i try and treat them like my best mate.
As long as i get the same back from a lady...i'm happy.

Maybe a better choice for a name for this thread would have been "Worst thing about girls"
j/k

I got nothin against dem, in fact if it wasent for all the cute ones at college, i doubt id ever get up for class :D

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Its easier then that. Just say "Yes dear"

Got you!! I'll practice on it.:D

Originally posted by HuMMerMan
Maybe a better choice for a name for this thread would have been "Worst thing about girls"
j/k

I got nothin against dem, in fact if it wasent for all the cute ones at college, i doubt id ever get up for class :D

You better be j/k *lol* ;)

I know that most of us girls are evil... why else would I choose to hang out with guys so much???

Originally posted by HuMMerMan

I got nothin against dem, in fact if it wasent for all the cute ones at college, i doubt id ever get up for class :D

hummerman, now all you gotta do is talk to them, lol :D instead of staring, haha

this brings to mind the song: Girls Dem Suga!