Busted

Dave works real hard as a police officer. He makes tons of felony arrests, puts in a lot of overtime, and then for some stress relief, he spends most evenings bowling or working out at the gym.

His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for his birthday, she takes him to Scores, a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?" Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me." "He's also a cop moonlighting as a bouncer." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. Mary is now becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Catch any bad guys today? Want your usual table dance officer?" Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots his wife getting into a cab.

Before Mary can slam the door, Dave jumps in beside her. Right away she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

Heard it before, but with a different ending.

LMAO


pretty good

Originally posted by supratuner
LMAO


pretty good NO NO NO NO NO

You've got it all wrong: THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY SHIT, OZ!! :ylsuper

Originally posted by JD@af
THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY SHIT, OZ!! :ylsuper

The jokes in this forum are better than watching TV.:D

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :spit: I've got a freaking list a mile long of people who would love this one :lol2:

ROFLMFAOSHICB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Originally posted by Toksin
THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY SHIT, OZ!!


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A dead baby in a clown suit!:eek: :hehehe:

Originally posted by DemonZX
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A dead baby in a clown suit!:eek: :hehehe:


oh don't even get me started on the dead baby jokes...

Q:what's more fun then a baby spinning on a clothes-line?

A:stopping it with a shovel...:bloated:

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol.gif http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/lol.gif ...Has to be one of the better ones !!

Originally posted by HogieGT-R
ROFLMFAOSHICB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Okay, let me give this a shot:

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Almost :right: So what do the I, C, B stand for?

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A dead baby in a clown suit!:eek: :hehehe:

Now thats fucked up:right:

Originally posted by JD@af
Okay, let me give this a shot:

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Almost :right: So what do the I, C, B stand for?

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another dead baby joke

whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies???
you can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork

Originally posted by Amish_kid
another dead baby joke

whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies???
you can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork


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Originally posted by SiRI



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how do you paint your room red faster?


throw the babies harder!


what's worse then 10 babies in 1 garbage can?


1 baby in 10 garbage cans...

I HAD been eating Cheerios for a snack until I started reading this thread. :o ICK!!!!

The original joke isn't funny, Oz. I'm really offended. Please take the feelings of others into consideration before posting such vile, immoral information on the web. :flipa: :hehehe:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why did the Baby fall out of the tree?

It was glued to the monkey.

Originally posted by saturntangerine
I HAD been eating Cheerios for a snack until I started reading this thread. :o ICK!!!!

The original joke isn't funny, Oz. I'm really offended. Please take the feelings of others into consideration before posting such vile, immoral information on the web. :flipa: :hehehe:

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BS...

Originally posted by Amish_kid

you can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork

Yes you can Amishkid...... With your Pitchfork:bloated:

Your Amish so I know you have one handy:bloated:

Originally posted by Oz


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BS...

No more Flippa's Oz


Thanks Managment:D