fake suicide

i need to know what or where to go to find something that makes it look like i shot myself in the head. i was thinking of something like a blood pack with chunks that has a tube going to the other side of my head. then i get a gun that makes a loud sound but only blows air into the tube and then the packet explodes. i need this by next may for my graduation





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Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i need to know what or where to go to find something that makes it look like i shot myself in the head. i was thinking of something like a blood pack with chunks that has a tube going to the other side of my head. then i get a gun that makes a loud sound but only blows air into the tube and then the packet explodes. i need this by next may for my graduation





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LMAO, from the sounds of it, this sounds like u got a good graduation stunt planned

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i need to know what or where to go to find something that makes it look like i shot myself in the head. i was thinking of something like a blood pack with chunks that has a tube going to the other side of my head. then i get a gun that makes a loud sound but only blows air into the tube and then the packet explodes. i need this by next may for my graduation





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geez that sounds really funny:rolleyes:
immagine all the parents

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i need to know what or where to go to find something that makes it look like i shot myself in the head. i was thinking of something like a blood pack with chunks that has a tube going to the other side of my head. then i get a gun that makes a loud sound but only blows air into the tube and then the packet explodes. i need this by next may for my graduation





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By the sounds of things you are doing something you do when you graduate from Kindergarten- not freaking high school :rolleyes:

i think you'll get arrested for being a jackass
but other than that can you tape it :o thanks:twoguns:

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It just sounds funny and sick at the same time. Why would you want people to think you shot yourself, they might really worry, and then when they find out its a joke you'll be in the shit

Yeah.... Ummm...perhaps you should....ummm.... check into psychiatric help....:rolleyes:

first off if thise is a graduation prank. u plan on bringing a fake gun to school. not a bright idea. that right there will get u arrested in this day and age.

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That is all.

Heh... Sounds like a bad idea but... Best of luck to you.

When they arrest you for this imbecile stunt, post from prison and let us know how Bubba is doing. I'm sure he'll take it REALLY gentle with you if you ask nice. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by saturntangerine
When they arrest you for this imbecile stunt, post from prison and let us know how Bubba is doing. I'm sure he'll take it REALLY gentle with you if you ask nice. :rolleyes:


LMAO

say hello to micehal jackson for us, cuz he might be in there by then

hah sounds like a cool stunt, but i doubt people who are there will think it as funny, not for awhile.

i've always wondered though... what would life be like if you faked your own death. i think i will try it sometime

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i need to know what or where to go to find something that makes it look like i shot myself in the head. i was thinking of something like a blood pack with chunks that has a tube going to the other side of my head. then i get a gun that makes a loud sound but only blows air into the tube and then the packet explodes. i need this by next may for my graduation





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ok first of all i never talk to anyone at school people already think that i am going to shot up the school or kill myself. i have been called into the counslers office just for writting that i like to burn things. when i left her office i went and burned things.
and second of all at my school the graduation is not at the school. they have it at a football stadium a few miles from school i dont think its even in town. i am not going to disrupt anybody cause i am going to do it when they call me and before they call the next person. ]
and if u think that it is a stupid stunt it is still better than the graduation i went to last year where all they did was toss beach balls, and then the nerds ( the kids that were in the frount because they excelled in school or something) in the frount sprayed each other with silly string
so if u got a better idea than what i am going to do tell me



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Originally posted by stuffed_crust
so if u got a better idea than what i am going to do tell me



give em' all the fork in the eye :devil:


:finger: j/k

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i need to know what or where to go to find something that makes it look like i shot myself in the head. i was thinking of something like a blood pack with chunks that has a tube going to the other side of my head. then i get a gun that makes a loud sound but only blows air into the tube and then the packet explodes. i need this by next may for my graduation





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I would probably end up beating the sh*t out of you if you ruined my graduation by pulling bullsh*t like that:angryfire

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
ok first of all i never talk to anyone at school people already think that i am going to shot up the school or kill myself. i have been called into the counslers office just for writting that i like to burn things. when i left her office i went and burned things. ..

Here's my idea: instead of going to your graduation, (why bother, what's to celebrate anyway? Like it's such a big f#%$ing challenge to graduate h.s.) go seek professional help. I am serious. :o

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i have been called into the counslers office just for writting that i like to burn things. when i left her office i went and burned things.


Good on you, a great way to show you are mature and don't require counselling.....

BTW...this is a high school graduation? doesn't seem you should be there......:rolleyes:

poor taste..ill humor...people aren't laughing...possible denial of your diploma...seriously:rolleyes:

Originally posted by boingo82
Go seek professional help. I am serious. :o

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if you're gonna be that stupid, just use a real gun and give the world a break. Graduation is a happy time for family and friends to get together and celebrate. There are little kids there and stuff. Graduation pranks are silly string and stuff. Don't be fuckin stupid.

Originally posted by 94SolGrl
if you're gonna be that stupid, just use a real gun and give the world a break. Graduation is a happy time for family and friends to get together and celebrate. There are little kids there and stuff. Graduation pranks are silly string and stuff. Don't be fuckin stupid.


Damn... beat me to it.

Just don't go. I didn't go to mine. Well... that's cuz I dropped out, but seriously, if you think it's gonna be lame, just don't go. You're asking for ALOT of trouble if you go through with this. If you wanna liven things up, then try to make it entertaining some how. Shit, put something under your gown that makes it look like you've got a huge hard-on, and sport it up onto the stage. Rub it up and down on the dean of students or something LOL. I dunno...

if you're an outcast don't bother being disruptive it won't make you feel better

I can't sell you any non-firing guns or fake blood- but I can sell you a vasectomy kit- an I really suggest you use it if you aren't going to seek professional help :rolleyes:

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i am not going to disrupt anybody cause i am going to do it when they call me and before they call the next person.

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Ok Dunce, what are you gonna do when they figure out that your not dead. You don't need to be here on earth if you think some shit like that is funny. If you go through with that, we'll see you on the news and then we'll here of some guy in jail named Jinggles having your rectum on a platter:finger:

Originally posted by Jimster
I can't sell you any non-firing guns or fake blood- but I can sell you a vasectomy kit- an I really suggest you use it if you aren't going to seek professional help :rolleyes:

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i am going to reply to all you who doubt me.
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I would probably end up beating the sh*t out of you if you ruined my graduation by pulling bullsh*t like that
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school is almost completly useless and graduation is just an extension of that uselessness. why is graduation so special to u all you do is get a piece of paper. u already graduated it is just so other people can feel emotions and see u graduate. people like u who care about anything that is different than the normal happening in their life makes feel sorry for u and your hopless addiction to emotions
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boingo82
Here's my idea: instead of going to your graduation, (why bother, what's to celebrate anyway? Like it's such a big f#%$ing challenge to graduate h.s.) go seek professional help. I am serious.
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u may think i need help but i anint going to pay some guy to try and change who i am. being crazy is better than being sane the stuff i understand now could blow your mind
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i am getting bord replying so i will finnish some other time










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Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i am getting bord replying so i will finnish some other timeWeak. I want to hear your replies to the rest of the comments.

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
being crazy is better than being sane the stuff i understand now could blow your mind




What the hell is wrong with you. You do need serious help, did your mommie not let you get a little warrior toy you wanted while you were little so u take it out on the world? Dude, you just need to relax, be social and get some friends and have some fun.

Stuffed crust, You really are a lost case :rolleyes: No point even bothering with you anymore

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i am going to reply to all you who doubt me.
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school is almost completly useless and graduation is just an extension of that uselessness. why is graduation so special to u all you do is get a piece of paper. u already graduated it is just so other people can feel emotions and see u graduate. people like u who care about anything that is different than the normal happening in their life makes feel sorry for u and your hopless addiction to emotions
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u may think i need help but i anint going to pay some guy to try and change who i am. being crazy is better than being sane the stuff i understand now could blow your mind
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i am getting bord replying so i will finnish some other time



Now I'm mad.

Listen here cookie, it's people like you that piss me off to no end. School is useless? What kind of ignorant shit is that? It's shitheads like you that make people not want to teach. They spend their own time making sure you don't end up a total fucking failure in life, and you piss all over that.

The stuff you know could blow our minds? Bring it on. You're fucking delusional.

Pretending to kill yourself on stage isn't going to get you any more friends, you'll simply be known as the fuckarse who pissed everyone off, ruined graduation, and got arrested for it too.

While I'm at it, use some proper damn punctuation.

But I digress.

What's wrong with feeling emotions? "I don't feel any emotions blah blah blah." You're a fucking tryhard.

Screw using a fake gun, use a fucking real one and do us all a favour.

Wanker.:finger4:

Ok i'm going put in my .02 for this I like the idea of a really big prank funny stuff seems like a bit too much though I know a group of people who on there prom night dressed in duct tape its a old prank but a riot. nobody got hurt mad or scared. Try that instead you won't get in trouble either. As for not caring then why go just to piss others off thats wrong if you don't care don't go. Some people really do care about that i couldn't have cared less i just had my dip. sent to my house.

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
the stuff i understand now could blow your mind


Yeah, I bet it could. I bet you don't know half as much as you think you do. You're trying to be all mysterious and dark and you're really just an idiot. You aren't a social outcast because of your marked difference or because you're somehow more highly evolved, you're ostracizing yourself. If you really want to learn some "stuff" that could blow your mind, talk to some of the AF vets...I guarantee you these guys that are 30 and 40 years old know 10 times as much about life as you do, and at this rate more than you ever will know. As far as book smarts, I can promise you that you aren't any smarter than me. As far as wisdom and experience, your a junior in highschool. You have none. Grow up first, talk later.

Are you Eric Harris or Dylan Klebold?

the stuff i understand now could blow your mind

I used to think that in High School when I took to much acid or mushrooms. Stay away from the Hallucinegentics.

I agree that you should use a real gun and just end it. Graduation is supposed to be fun and memorable for good reasons for all involved. Everybody expects a prank, but not something like that.

this is funny!.................... reading the replies that is:hehehe:

Well, I already put in my 2 cents, but I found some spare change laying around and figured I'd add a little more to the pot.

First of all, school is not useless... It's all about what YOU put into it. School isn't there to babysit you or miraculously make you smart. YOU have to work at it. School is there to teach you how to learn on your own, they aren't there to teach you when the Declaration of Independance was signed or who invented the cotton gin... It's all an excercise in teaching you how to learn and do things for yourself so that you're not a helpless twit when your parents stop doing everything for you. Teaching you how to research things for yourself, so that, if for some reason, you DO need to know who invented the cotton gin, you'll know how to use a library or an encyclopedia or whatever to find the information for yourself.

So if you don't put in any effort, you won't get much in return. And judging by the content of your posts on this forum, I'd be willing to bet that you haven't put much of any effort into it at all, so don't be upset with everyone else because you didn't take advantage of the opportunities that you've been offered.

So if graduation doesn't mean squat to you then don't go. When you graduate, you're an adult and capable of making your own decisions (well... maybe not), but nobody is forcing you to attend the graduation ceremony, so why attend it if you resent it so much? Shit, just drop out if school is so worthless? That's what I did... I thought it was worthless too, but now that I'm older, I realize that I was wrong. I could've gotten ALOT more out of school if I'd put a little more effort into that instead of skipping school, doing drugs, hanging out with my dirtbag friends who I thought were cool, but to look at them now... I'm glad that I got away from them, because when you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

Whatever... just don't be a schmuck... that's all anyone really wants.

I think there is a lot of good advice in this thread. There is also a lot of personal flaming, which as all the regulars know is not on. If any of you have anything more insightful/meaningful to add to this thread, PM me and I will add it.

Closed.

Originally posted by Oz

Closed.

Err, not exactly... ;)

Originally posted by Jonno


Err, not exactly... ;)


fixed ;)

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A certain member PMed me saying he wanted to add something. I opened it for him and told him to add his reply quickly so i could close it again. No more replies.