How many dogs?
Oz
04-13-2003, 03:29 AM
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,
please, please!
German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and
furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will
be dry.
The Cat:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can
expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS,
CATS HAVE STAFF.
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,
please, please!
German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and
furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will
be dry.
The Cat:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can
expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS,
CATS HAVE STAFF.
Jimster
04-13-2003, 03:43 AM
Nice work Oz!!!!!! Loving it indeed :D :D :lol2:
And it's all so true :o
And it's all so true :o
YogsVR4
04-13-2003, 10:01 AM
Those are good :)
When you feed a dog, it thinks you are god. When you feed a cat, it thinks it is god. ;)
When you feed a dog, it thinks you are god. When you feed a cat, it thinks it is god. ;)
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