Computer Wars

O.K., what if every computer user in the world decided to fight to the death, using their computers as their only weapons?
I think that Mac users might be at a slight advantage over PC users because of the Mac's "convenient throwing handle" (Q: why do Macs have handle on top of them? A: so they're easier to throw away!) which makes it easier to fling at the opponent.
I think that I'd probably be one of the longest lived, the Kapro's sheet steel construction, 27lbs. weight and carrying handle make it a pretty good weapon, sharp metal edges help too - I think it'd also work good as a shield against other computers.
But what about a server or a mainframe, all you'd have to do is find some way of dropping it on your opponent...
Univac users could break vacuum tubes and use them to gore people.
What users do you think would win? (Please don't say PC Jr. users)

Which ever one will knock you out quickest/make you come to your senses :finger:

Laptop in bag > you.

What?, you don't like macs?

Sometimes I wonder where people come up with these ideas:rolleyes:

What kind of drugs were you using to come up with this idea?



btw PCs outnumber Macs by 10000X ;) :D

Drugs?, at the last forum I frequented, posters constantly accused me of posting while drunk.
So what's your computer/weapon of choice? I'm sticking with the kaypro II.

the gibson.. HACK THE PLANET!!

Can't I just sharpen all my AOL CDs and use them as throwing discs? :D

Anything goes, you could even use Bill Gates as a weapon.

Originally posted by 2strokebloke
...you could even use Bill Gates as a weapon.

Not that you'd want too :flamer: :aug2:

Anyways, I'd choose a 33mhz machine. It might explode on contact.