A talking duck...

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck"

"I see you're eyes are working" replies the duck.

"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.

"I see you're ears are working" says the duck,
"now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

"Certainly," says the landlord, " sorry about that, it's just we don't get many talking ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road" explains the duck.

So the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for about 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ring leader of the circus comes into the pub and the
landlord says to him; "You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!"

"Sounds marvellous" says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call."

So the next day, the duck comes into the pub. The landlord says, "Hey Mr Duck. I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!"

"Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"

"At the circus" says the landlord.

"The circus?" the duck inquires.

"That's right" replies the landlord.

"The circus? That place with the big tent? With all the animals, and the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?"

"That's right!" says the landlord

The duck looks confused.

"What the fcuk do they want with a plasterer?"

:huh:

funny... but you've done better

I nearly fell off my chair

Originally posted by tazdev
I nearly fell off my chair

so did I,but I woke up just in time.;)

Originally posted by taranaki


so did I,but I woke up just in time.;)

lol that made me laugh more then the joke.

seriously though Oz, it was a good joke

Riggggght............Oz suxx0red at teh funny ;)

lol:D

:hehehe: silly duckling :confused: