Couple of jokes

> > A couple was sitting up waiting for their
> > 15 year old son to come home from a social
> > engagement when the boy came into
> > the house with a big smile on his face.
> >
> > "Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! he said breathlessly.
> > "Guess what!
> > I've just had sex for the first time, and it
> > was wonderful!"
> >
> > His mother turned red and said to her
> > husband,
> > "He's your son. You talk to him".
> > Then she left the room.
> >
> > The father said, "Son, that's great.
> > Now you've become a man and I'm
> > proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the
> > occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike
> > you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind
> > waiting till payday to get it".
> >
> > "That's OK, Dad", said the boy. "I couldn't
> > ride it right now anyway.
> > My arsee is too sore..."
>
>__________________________________________________ ______________
>
> > > A "modern" Islamic couple, preparing for a religious
wedding meets
> > with
> > > their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they
have any last
> > > questions before they leave.
> > >
> > > The man asks, "We realize it's a tradition in Islam
for men to dance
> > > with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our
wedding
> > reception,
> > we'd
> > > like your permission to dance together."
> > >
> > > "Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men
and women
>always
> > > dance separately."
> > >
> > > "So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own
wife?" "No,"
> > answered
> > > the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."
> > >
> > > "Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we
finally have
>sex?"
> > >
> > > "Of course!," replies the Mullah, "Allah ho Akbar!
Sex is OK within
> > > marriage, to have children!"
> > >
> > > "What about different positions?" asks the man.
"Allah ho Akbar! No
> > > problem," says the Mullah.
> > >
> > > "Woman on top?" the man asks. "Sure," says the
Mullah. "Allah ho
> > > Akbar. Go for it!"
> > >
> > > "Doggy style?" "Sure! Allah ho Akbar!"
> > >
> > > "On the kitchen table?" "Yes, yes! Allah ho Akbar!"
> > >
> > > "Can we do it with all my four wives together on
rubber sheets with
>a
> > > bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather
harnesses, a
>bucket
> > of
> > > honey and a porno video?"
> > >
> > > "You may indeed. Allah ho Akbar!"
> > >
> > > "Can we do it standing up?" "No." says the Mullah."
> > >
> > > "Why not?" asks the man. "Because that could lead to
> > dancing!!!!!!!!!!"

ive heard the first one before.. i've always linked it to this kid dave at school... what a queer (hes not really gay, he only amited that he was a flaming homo..)

i've heard the first one. second one was okay.

is Oz loosing his knack? or running out of sites?:p:finger: