I Got Punked!!!

Ok, so tonight me and my girlfriend go out to dinner and have ice cream for dessert. When we get back in my car this dude with a Ski mask and a baseball bat is up in my face before I could even close my door or put my key in the ingition. He is screaming load as hell for me and "My Bitch" to get the f*ck out or he is gonna fuck me up. Normally I would start swinging but to be honest, I was scared shitless because my girl was freaking out and I had NO WARNING at all. I screamed back at the guy to calm the f*ck down and to put the bat away. The way I see it is that I pay extra to insure my car for up to $20,000 and if it gets stolen I am golden. I go to hand the guy my keys and he rips off his mask and starts laughing his ass off. It was one of my friends and 2 of his boys were there watching 2 cars over. I had no clue. I played it off like I wasn't too upset or mad about the whole situation, but I am still a little shaky. My poor girlfriend hasn't been the same since we got back here to my house. I feel both bad and pissed off because I did nothing to deserve this. ANY FELLOW MAXIMA OWNERS WANT TO GIVE ME SOME IDEAS ON HOW TO GET HIM BACK TWICE AS GOOD? LET ME KNOW.

find some really big friends of urs that none of them kno. go after them one at a time and jus do the same thing back, jus make it more like a robery or soemthin like that. jus make sure where u doin this shit, cops might give ya hella beatdown for shit like that

Dude,
that was not cool AT ALL what they did. Maybe to from friend to friend OK but not to you chick. Man I don't have any ideas how to get them back because they deserve worse. Not just a prank but worse. I don't mean key their car or anything but like take a dump in their car or maybe bu some auto paint remover and spread some one their pimped out ride, or put an add in the personals in their name looking for child love or something that would F$)(#&) them up good with the authorities. As a prank of course.

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I was thinking of focusing mainly on Bobby (the guy with the Ski Mask) I wanted to send him a SHITLOAD of emails from a new email address that I plain to create with a name like SweetiePie22 or something like that. I will email him letting him know how much I missed having him that one night a week ago and how badly I want him again. This might sound fruity but he only checks his emails at his GIRLFRIENDS house, so she would be right there to see. Let me know if you think this is a good prank. And even if they end up in a fight... it wouldnt' be enough for me to be satisfied.

gotta be better than that!

send him emails about how you want to buy his car.
Say you'll give him cash and where to meet and stuff, then when he gets there jump him or something and act like your going to steal the car
<shrug>
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Well if you don't want to go postal that's OK. The email idea may not be a good idea since girl friend may not be in room to see it. What you need is something subtle yet effective. Hmmmm
Got it! If you know his girl friend's number get your sister or your girl friends sister to call her saying she was a old friend from shcool and she was looking for him and that someone told her she would know how to contact him. Also she wants to talk about child support for the 2 kids he had with her and her lawer would be calling him and that if he refused she would have thugs F#)(*# him up and his car. Emblish, make her want to F@(*& him up so bad he will be sleeping in the dog house until his d!(% falls off from jerking too much.

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you guys are all trying too hard. go to the local craft store. buy as many hearts stars and rainbow stickers you can and just put them all over his car(especially the rainbows). or if you don't want to risk permanent damage put them all over his windshield and windows. you should try and spell out something fruity with the the star stickers. like, "i love unicorns" or something

Originally posted by Paonessa
you guys are all trying too hard. go to the local craft store. buy as many hearts stars and rainbow stickers you can and just put them all over his car(especially the rainbows). or if you don't want to risk permanent damage put them all over his windshield and windows. you should try and spell out something fruity with the the star stickers. like, "i love unicorns" or something


hahah that is an aswome idea

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Shoot him in the face....



OK, maybe going to far.

yeah, next time you run into him, drop him a pound, say what's up and then kick him right square in the nuts. then call your girl over and let her get a couple shots

You gotta talk to his girl
tell her one night to hand you the keys
make a copy
than when your buddy goes to work or wakes up one day he will find his car stolen
just take some bulb or some glass
break it
leave it at his driveway,
he will think his car is stolen
than drop off letters saying if you want your car back give me a ransom or something
call him up with a voice thingy and he won't even know what hit him
than say you know what
you scared of the whereabouts of your car?
if he says yes than go well that's exactly how i felt when you punked me the other day you sob!
hahahahahahhaha
I don't know
that's my opinion

Man that is some fucked up shit!!! SOrry no ideals right now:bloated: :bloated:

Originally posted by Strider Negro
You gotta talk to his girl
tell her one night to hand you the keys
make a copy
than when your buddy goes to work or wakes up one day he will find his car stolen
just take some bulb or some glass
break it
leave it at his driveway,
he will think his car is stolen
than drop off letters saying if you want your car back give me a ransom or something
call him up with a voice thingy and he won't even know what hit him
than say you know what
you scared of the whereabouts of your car?
if he says yes than go well that's exactly how i felt when you punked me the other day you sob!
hahahahahahhaha
I don't know
that's my opinion



Then HE could get in trouble with the cops. I think it'd be better if you just took his car and parked it across the street from his house for 5 days in a row. That'd freak him out.

Thanks for the ideas.

plz tell us what you do and what happens when you do something

I say you let all the air out of his tires.

Originally posted by Pick
I say you let all the air out of his tires.
yeah stuff a bb in his valve stem, or break off a piece of shale in it

Originally posted by Paonessa

yeah stuff a bb in his valve stem, or break off a piece of shale in it

or take the valve stem out so when he goes to fill them back up nothing happens

HolyFS. Thats some whacked shiite he came with on you. :mad:

You guys been doing pranks on each other before this?

I know this is borderline impossible, but it would be funny if you could fill his ires with water. Talk about rotational inertia! He'll have the slowest car on the block with a pretty rough ride.

I stole his brand new chrome valve stems that he just got, I keep on un rolling his watering hose and stretching it out everyday to the curb in front of his house, and he STILL hasn't seen the GAY RIGHTS RAINBOW that has been on his rear bumper for the past 4 days. It cost me $8 to have made but it's well worth it. I am gonna take pics of his car once I am finished fucking with it and we'll see what you all think.

Dudes thats wicked.......:devil: But well worth a little revenge. Crank up the heat some more. Let it burn like salt on a open wound onhis tiny balls. Think of somethink that would he would never forget and be reminded of daily for years to come.
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