Holy crap I am sooooo tired

This working all day, school half the night, and homework the other half of the night is starting to kill me. Anyone got some toothpicks I can use to keep my eyes open? :p

Sorry Kat. This is the only Toothpick humor I know.

A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a bum asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the bum goes off.

A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second bum who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.

There is a third knock at the door, and a third bum. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."

"No, a straw," says the bum. The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the bum why he wants a straw and not a toothpick. To which the bum replies, "Some guy just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already".


I know :apuke: but it was about a toothpick and I bet it opened your eyes ;) :finger:

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Thank you, I am awake now.

omg I am eating too....:bloated: :bloated:

Originally posted by k_dog
omg I am eating too....:bloated: :bloated:

Really? Using a straw or a toothpick?:rolleyes:

Originally posted by freakray


Really? Using a straw or a toothpick?:rolleyes:

Spoon...Captian Crunch!!!!

oh thats discusting... i just ate lunch :apuke:

:finger:

That was disgustingly funny! :sun:

I was laughing but trying not to dry reach at the same time. I'm glad I had lunch 4 hours ago:eek: