Chewing Gum

An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
>"You American folk eat the whole bread??"

>American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

>French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states."
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>The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence.
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>The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
>
American: "Of Course."
>
>Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states."
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>The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"
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>Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
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>American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
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>Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
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>American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to France.

cream filled gum :bloated:

Originally posted by SiRI
cream filled gum :bloated:

eeeewwww!!!! :eek:

Anyone remember the movie Van Wilder? The scene with the dog and the hot dog buns... :apuke:

LOL.... that's a great joke.



































but is it really a joke? :bloated:

LMAO

Tiss' true.:bloated:

ROFLMAO

Nice one, Tex

Originally posted by Toksin
ROFLMAO

Nice one, Tex
Thanks, I'm just glad everyone took this as a joke.