sometimes the "old me" comes out...

Yesterday, while riding home, a 20-25 something kid on a sportbike pulls right next to me at a light. No biggie, he's young, maybe he thinks it's ok. As we pul away from the light, he races ahead, again no biggie, that's what those bikes are for, see ya later, have fun!!! This is where it gets ugly. He slows down to 10mph (that's 16kph for you Blayne) under the speed limit and starts weaving back and forth not letting me by. As I am on my Harley, I have no chance of outracing him and getting ahead, nor can I turn as the road I'm on is my only way home. So needless to say, I'm pissed!!! This goes on for a couple of miles, with this punk looking back and laughing, then he flips me off and yells out FU Harley man and speeds off! :angryfire. Well, he made the mistake of not getting far enough ahead before pulling into a gas station and I see him turn in, :uhoh:

I decide to get gas too :evillol:, at the opposite side of his pump. He's already inside pre-paying and cannot even see my bike when he comes out (the pump is blocking it). He's about 6'2" (1.87 meters) tall, but only about 180lbs (82kg) and I'm 5'8" 195 (1.75meters 88.5kg, all this conversion stuff is giving me a headache Blayne, but I do it for you my friend :lol:).

He walks up to his pump, totally oblivious that I'm on the other side, so I clear my throat and ask him, "how funny do you think your little antics are now? Maybe next time, you'll get a little farther ahead of the guy you just pissed off before you decide to make a stop @$$hole"

Disclaimer: I do not condone nor suggest emulating in any way my next set of actions, as it could get you hurt or in a lot if trouble (but it's frickin' hilarious so I'm gonna tell you guys).

He looks me up and down and says "Why, what are you going to do old man?" I snatched him up in an arm bar, slammed him face first into the pump, and said "Just about anything I want you little b!tch, and you are looking mighty fine in them sexy little leathers of yours". He actually started sobbing, and begging me to let him go. I asked if he had learned a lesson, and he said yes. I told him if he kept his mouth shut, I'd let him finish pumping his gas and leave with all body parts in tact. I think it will be a while before he does anything like that again, what do you guys think?

:lol: Shoulda snatched his keys and tossed them on the canopy roof too just for fun

Man thats too funny.

I probably would have shit my pants too.

its good to teach the young'uns some respect nowadays!

I thought about that or grabbing his helmet or something and making him walk a ways to retrieve it, but I think I made my point.

I think we have all dreamed of having the opportunity to pound some inconsiderate, abusive asshole that we have come across.

I agree that this guy deserved something more than just a smart reply, because he deliberatly drove in a hazardous manner which affected your, and others safety.

Personally, I would have left the harrasment to others and reported him as a DUI (because I'm somewhat lazy/chicken)

Even though this guy deserved to be straightened out, getting physical leaves you open to being charged with assault. :( Gas stations have video surveillance recordings which police can use. Passers-by could snap a video/pics of you, then make the call. All this makes for potential trouble which would really suck.

Hopefully, this guy just took your lesson in the spirit it was intended and will take this no further. :)

I'm not gonna lie - I'm laughing... HARD. The president can do drugs and become leader of the world, but teachers can't even smack some common sense into someone. *sigh*