Picking Up 101

After an extensive period of obseving a few of my single mates and their techniques for picking up girls I have come to the following conclusions:

1. Treat extremely hot girls (the ones who constantly have blokes after them) like rubbish and within a couple weeks they'll be begging to shag you.

2. If a girl says "buy me a drink" imediately reply "buy it your self you tight **** " but make sure it is said in half joking manner. But never, ever buy a hot girl a drink.

3. Once she starts to pay you some attention, ignore her by reading messages on your mobile phone and constantly stop and say "what, what did you say? Oh don't worry, its not like I care anyway"

(please note, these techniques will work for any really hot girl. Not sure how well it would work on a fat chic but I'd assume if you did the exact opposite you'd have more luck)

is this suppose to be serious?

LMAO

Originally posted by supratuner
is this suppose to be serious?

LMAO
Actually, he doesn't seem too far off.:rolleyes:

Originally posted by YellowMaranello

Actually, he doesn't seem too far off.:rolleyes:


hahah :p

all true!

seems about right :rolleyes: