A bridge to HAWAII?
taranaki
03-31-2003, 07:11 AM
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
450HPviper
03-31-2003, 07:14 AM
GO with 2 lanes and save our lord money.:D
YogsVR4
03-31-2003, 08:47 AM
KatWoman
03-31-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Please see http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t95296.html
http://www.rit.edu/~bxw3064/ali-owned.jpg
:lol2: Sorry I had to....I'm in a smartass mood today :D
Please see http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t95296.html
http://www.rit.edu/~bxw3064/ali-owned.jpg
:lol2: Sorry I had to....I'm in a smartass mood today :D
supratuner
03-31-2003, 02:43 PM
LMAO
YogsVR4
03-31-2003, 03:01 PM
Thats a great shot Kat :D
corvettezman
03-31-2003, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by KatWoman
http://www.rit.edu/~bxw3064/ali-owned.jpg
:lol2: Sorry I had to....I'm in a smartass mood today :D
OK Kat I'll top that ownage,lol.......
http://www.automotiveforums.com/kris/kris/+junk/Whofn.jpg
:D
http://www.rit.edu/~bxw3064/ali-owned.jpg
:lol2: Sorry I had to....I'm in a smartass mood today :D
OK Kat I'll top that ownage,lol.......
http://www.automotiveforums.com/kris/kris/+junk/Whofn.jpg
:D
taranaki
03-31-2003, 03:18 PM
blah....:p :p :p beat me by an hour.Got a link to the page where you found it,Oz?;) :eek: ;)
Jimster
04-01-2003, 12:54 AM
0wned..........AND PLEASE!!!!! Can we not start with the picture of that little negro kid again:cry:
YogsVR4
04-01-2003, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Jimster
0wned..........AND PLEASE!!!!! Can we not start with the picture of that little negro kid again:cry:
What you talkin' bout Willis!
FWI - he's from the show Different Strokes back in the late seventies
0wned..........AND PLEASE!!!!! Can we not start with the picture of that little negro kid again:cry:
What you talkin' bout Willis!
FWI - he's from the show Different Strokes back in the late seventies
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