Types of sex
Oz
03-25-2003, 11:22 PM
>1. The first kind of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you
>first meet someone and you both have non stop sex until you are blue in the
>face.
>
>2. The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with
>your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
>anywhere, even in the kitchen.
>
>3. The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
>your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually
>have sex in your bedroom.
>
>4. The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with
>your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both
>say "**** You."
>
>5. The fifth kind of sex is Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
>your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
>everyone.
>first meet someone and you both have non stop sex until you are blue in the
>face.
>
>2. The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with
>your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
>anywhere, even in the kitchen.
>
>3. The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
>your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually
>have sex in your bedroom.
>
>4. The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with
>your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both
>say "**** You."
>
>5. The fifth kind of sex is Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
>your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
>everyone.
taranaki
03-25-2003, 11:33 PM
LOL
you missed out 'oral sex'....you've been together for so long,you only get to talk about it
:D
you missed out 'oral sex'....you've been together for so long,you only get to talk about it
:D
ci5ic
03-26-2003, 04:43 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
LOL
you missed out 'oral sex'....you've been together for so long,you only get to talk about it
:D
ROFL!
Nice Oz.
LOL
you missed out 'oral sex'....you've been together for so long,you only get to talk about it
:D
ROFL!
Nice Oz.
I-Tech
03-26-2003, 05:29 AM
I've tried #1, 2 and 3! :smoka:
YogsVR4
03-26-2003, 07:33 AM
After 7 years we haven't gotten past 1 & 2 and I hope we never do. But, that was pretty damn funny :D
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