The Talking Clock

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
"That's the talking clock" the drunk replied.
"How does it work?" they asked in unison.
"Watch" the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For f*ck's sake you W*nker ... it's ten past three in the f*cking morning".

ROFL

thats a good one

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Happened to you Oz? :bloated:

Yuck yuck :)