What if she died?

"If I were to die first, would you remarry?" the wife asks.

"Well," says the husband, "I'm in good health, so...yes, I would."

Would she live in my house?

"It's all paid up, so yes."

"Would she drive my car?"

"It's almost new, so yes." he says.

"Would your new wife use my golf clubs?"

"No, she's left-handed."

:p

Bob went to a football game. It's crowded, but he sees an open seat right down on the 50-yard line. He goes down and asks the man sitting next to it if the seat is taken.

"No" he replies. "I used to take my wife to all the games, but ever since she passed away, I've gone alone."

"Why don't you invite a friend?" asks Bob.

"I can't. They're all at the funeral."

:)

:shakehead :iceslolan oldies but goodies

ha that second was was the funniest :runaround:

I read those to my parents, married for 37 years, and they were both about to die of laughter. Very good. I will save those and remember them for a rainy day.
~JD~