The CIA
Graphik Styles
03-21-2003, 03:24 PM
The director of the CIA has to test three new agents, a 25-year-old, a 35-year-old, and a 45-year-old. He puts each of their wives in a different room.
He hands the 25-year-old a gun and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife." The 25-year-old says, "I can't do it. I love her too much."
The director hands the gun to the 35-year-old and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife." The 35-year-old goes into the room, comes out after five minutes, and says, "I can't do it."
The director hands the gun to the 45-year-old and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife." The 45-year-old goes into the room. Three shots ring out, and then there's the sound of scuffling and fighting.
The director runs into the room and sees the wife dead on the floor. He says, "What happened?"
The 45-year-old says, "Some asshole put blanks in the gun, so I had to choke her to death!"
He hands the 25-year-old a gun and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife." The 25-year-old says, "I can't do it. I love her too much."
The director hands the gun to the 35-year-old and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife." The 35-year-old goes into the room, comes out after five minutes, and says, "I can't do it."
The director hands the gun to the 45-year-old and says, "Go into the room and kill your wife." The 45-year-old goes into the room. Three shots ring out, and then there's the sound of scuffling and fighting.
The director runs into the room and sees the wife dead on the floor. He says, "What happened?"
The 45-year-old says, "Some asshole put blanks in the gun, so I had to choke her to death!"
Ran
03-21-2003, 03:33 PM
lol, good one:D :thumbup: :cwn27: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe:
Sean
03-21-2003, 07:22 PM
LOL thats good
jon@af
03-21-2003, 07:24 PM
heard it before but still funny:D
speediva
03-21-2003, 09:32 PM
Holy shit!!! :lol2: :hehe: :hehehe: That's a riot!!!
Vyacheslav
03-21-2003, 09:56 PM
:lol2: awsome! :ylsuper
Oz
03-21-2003, 11:58 PM
:lol2:
ROFL - heard it but forgot it...
ROFL - heard it but forgot it...
Neutrino
03-22-2003, 04:03 AM
:p :D :flash:
Menu dei Motori
03-22-2003, 06:46 AM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
nice one :flash:
rofl
:D
nice one :flash:
rofl
:D
Shortbus
03-22-2003, 10:32 AM
Damn funny:hehehe:
I heard it b4 to but it is a riot
I heard it b4 to but it is a riot
Jimster
03-22-2003, 03:45 PM
LOL!!!!!!! :lol2: Naughty :D
JD@af
03-23-2003, 07:12 PM
Oh man! Not bad. And really helps underline the level of contemporary faith in the longevityof marriage :silly2:
Jonno
03-24-2003, 03:20 AM
:D That is damn funny!
I-Tech
03-24-2003, 05:05 AM
Moral of the joke: Everyone who is 45 chokes their wife! :eek:
- kinda like the ring..
- kinda like the ring..
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