Yeaaaaaaah Boooooooooy

whats good fools...how the hell has everyone been? i took a look around to see who was still around after a year or so of being gone and i see alot of my hommies are still around....how the hell is everyone?? whats new??? :popcorn: :biggrin: :loser:

has it been a year forreal? doesn't seem like it. nothing spectacular going on over here. I did get ahold of a 400sbc. not entirely sure what route I want to go with it, N/A or TT.

Who the f%$k are you? :lol2:

Hey Philly, long time no see
not much new here
bought a truck

wright thats messed up and after i took your mom to the prom now u wanna act like u dont know me now :grinyes: and duuuh throw the twin turbs on it man wtf kindda pick was that, and cuda hell to the yeah, what kind of truck man? hows the SS u still have her??? ok now that i have solved a question on this site ill see u guys nexy year :rofl: naaah j/k i missed u jack monkeys had to come back and visit home, i think ill stick around for awhile.....where the hell is earl??? (RIP) to the real earl we sure do miss him..but wheres jim?? my cheesteak hommie??

Place has been dead. Jim is in the beginning stages of tax season, so we definatley won't see him for the next 6 months. Bastartd don't even call or write anymore.

I've been on haitus til recently, got fed up with some shit on here and took a break. Then my darling soon to be ex-wife decided to become a dope addict and run off with this butt-ugly dude and screw my kids life up for good, supposed to start custody trial next month, this oughta get good. Been busting my ass to pay a 1500 a month mortgage plus all the bills and debt she racked up, but I'm there zeroed out all the problems, and moving out of my money pit house in a month.

And dude, if you took my mother to prom, you have some LOW standards my man :puke:

damn man..wth has been going on...sorry to hear about the wife situation and i cant wait till thats all behind u..shit is crazy wow...and where the hell is john? woundering how the 1 year wife is holding up..mail order bride lmao.. and as for the place dieing we just need to try an pick it up! for the last 6 years this was the place to come i would hate to see us loose our old hang out..man we all been through alot 2gether here....burried friends, burried cars, ban sticks being swung...great poo fights like monkeys in the zoo lol....im gonna have to read sum threads to see whos still around and get to know sum of the new guys

John pops up from time, probably a complaint by his mail order bride since he only can pop up from time to time. :lol:

I'm all good, seriously. I am looking forward to getting out on my own, in 20 years since being independent of the 'folks' I have NEVER had my own place to myself. Well, hopefully I'll win a kid or 2 but I'm not getting my hopes up.

Unfortunately as a result, I've lose custody of the GTA along with all the other cars, but that's alright, I;ll pick something up in the spring. For now, I roll with a '99 Roadmaster 15speed. :lol:

Ain't got to worry about my ban stick, I've alrady made it known when I came back that I don't give a rats ass who does what.

EDIT - oh yeah, plus a dumb-ass internest mis-read a screening I had done for some health concerns I had and told me I was dieing of cancer. Still have something going on, but judgement is still out on that, on-hold til divorce is final.

o damn.. check out who done come around..THATS the reason why this place sucks! bring your ass back around here so we can get the party going

stone whats good man....im back babaaaaaaay

Bout time somebody starts a thread around here... This entire forum has been unusually dead all winter. :uhoh:

Bout time somebody starts a thread around here... This entire forum has been unusually dead all winter. :uhoh:

'Cause 3/4 of the site members have been banned by one of 3 mods. :rolleyes:

damn who has been ban crazed lmao

Meh, eff the ban stick, I just bitch slap now :icon16:

Notice, even the banter thread got canned? :disappoin:

EDIT - Just emailed Jim (Earlsfat), making sure he didn't choke to death on a cheesesteak or something. :lol2:

yeah tell him to gt his arss in here and talk to his hommie fom the 215....whats up with his crazy self?? and yeah thats whats gone what happend to the banther thread?? we whored it up so bad in there it was sick :rofl: :biggrin:

DJ! What up bleed?

News flash... I think I just replaced Earl... this guy's got some fucking LARGE shoes to fill... Bloodhound named GUS. Sumich eats everything I've thrown at him so far.. AND my wife's flowers (WOOT!). Haven't worked him up to brussels sprouts yet, but we'll get there... heeheeeheee:evillol: .

Some total fuckrod pulled the pins on my hood while I was at a store and wiped out the hood and windshield and gave me some new bodywork to do :angryfire . In the process of making my own fiberglass hood, gonna paint the whole thing myself - ALL BLACK baby, gonna get some custom badges made. Pisses me off because I had just gotten almost all the bugs worked out of the rebuild... Red Death is one mean bitch now. Still gotta get wider rims / tires for the front and figure out how to get that prick steering wheel off... yes STILL haven't gotten it off there. I found a guy who's gonna rebuild be a tilt column and I'm gonna 86 the old one. Once I do that and get the horn fixed I can get her inspected and roll legally, lol.

roll legally, lol.

What's the fun in that? :dunno:

...So that I can laugh at the cops when the stop me, instead of crying like a 10 year old girl.

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I would just like to take this moment to say the following:

There are moments in your life when you realize that something you firmly believed in was wrong. A fundamental core belief of yours has been shattered and sometimes the reaction is shame for being so naive, sometimes it's just disbelief... in my case it is mother-fucking unadultered RAGE. I used to believe that there is no such thing as a stupid person, that some peoeple just know different things than other people. Well over the course of the last few years I've been thinking that perhaps I was wrong because I've met some people that just didn't have a clue... today I found out that I was blatantly, not even in left field, just totally fucking wrong. I've encountered the biggest bunch of dumb-fucks I've ever had the displeasure to meet in my entire life.. all within about 45 minutes. No, it wasn't a moron convention or Obama rally... just a few phone calls from clients and associates that a far enough away from each other (physically and metaphorically) that it's just not a coincidence. Just a bunch of complete idiots, which truly makes me understand why our economy is in the shitter with no hope of a quick recovery. At least not until these utterly VAPID excuses for human beings die, as well as their offspring and parents. There should be NO TRACE of their DNA in our pool or we'll be doomed forever. The general american public IS dumber than a fucking rock, and the sooner they kill themselves the sooner I can get my blood pressure in check. Cocksuckers. They oughtta have a test kinda like an IQ test, that if you fail it cuts off your air supply because you're too god-damned stupid to breathe my air. :angryfire :chair: :flipa: :swear:

Ahhhh, I see 'ol Jim is having a good day as usual. :spit:

***ba-BUMP*** fuck ***ba-BUMP*** fuck... <---- headache.

poop

Jim: That is exactly the reason I got out of taxes. I loved those April 10th appointments and being handed a couple boxes of receipts and a tax return expected the next day.

DJ: Welcome back. It's been a bit booring here lately, maybe now we can spice things up a bit.

Hurr, whats going on in here?

what's up rally

poop
My thoughts exactly...

My thoughts exactly...

Thinking hurts, gave up on that a long time ago. :crying:

what's up rally

Nothing, decided to check on you guys again, seeing that its still sorta.. dead here. Also cause my Monte Carlo has a problem so.. came around to see if I could find an answer to it, lol.

tell us what's wrong. we can help.




seriously, we can.

...Monte Carlo has a problem so.. came around to see if I could find an answer to it, lol.

I KNOW I KNOW... I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME... Here's what you do... Ya go buy ya a cheesecake, cut it in half... get a fork a trowel... get in the MC, start it up... eat one half with the fork and trowel the other half into the CD player. It's just jealous... make sure you buy the good kind of cheesecake. That cheap supermarket shit will just clog it up.

I KNOW I KNOW... I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME... Here's what you do... Ya go buy ya a cheesecake, cut it in half... get a fork a trowel... get in the MC, start it up... eat one half with the fork and trowel the other half into the CD player. It's just jealous... make sure you buy the good kind of cheesecake. That cheap supermarket shit will just clog it up.

just hopefuly no-one put brussel sprouts in the tank :loser:

just hopefuly no-one put brussel sprouts in the tank :loser:

Hmmmm... might work if you stuff a chihuahua down there too. ***adds to list of possible patents***

And they claimed the filler neck retstricter was for un-leaded nozzles, hmmmmm.

And they claimed the filler neck retstricter was for un-leaded nozzles, hmmmmm.

LMAO... that thing never fucking worked. I once put kerosene into my grandfather's car. Pump wasn't labeled and I started pumping whatever his car was closest to, lol. Christ, I'll bet that was 30 years ago... I couldn't have been 8-10 years old.

"What the hells' the matter with this thing? It's almost like... WAIT! Which pump did you use???? SHIT."

Haha,

And you were probably sitting in the seat lookin glike my youngest who's on the chunky side, scarffing a cheesesteak with a dumbfounded look wearing a t-shirt that read "I didn't do it".. :lol2:

Damn that gave me a good laugh, Jim. Nice to see you got a new dog though, I recently got a puppy myself, female Pitbull with some Sharpei in her, like she's all Pit except for the skin, lol.

Anyway, problem with my Monte Carlo is this.. its overheating. Its not leaking any water, and I really dont know what the problem could be. I mean it runs fine except for about maybe.. 5 minutes the needle just shoots up into the red, says its overheating and then itll drop into normal temperature. after a bit more itll shoot up again, and say its overheating and then go back to normal. It happens more if im sitting still, like it'll say its overheating, once I take off from the light, it'll drop down. I can hear the fan kick on when its at the 3/4 mark, right next to the red. but.. idk ask some questions if youre wondering anything else.

Also it will eventually actually overheat and the car will lose power if I drive it too long (Done this only once, ive quit driving it farther than the corner store here). Also if I turn on the heater to try and get rid of the heat when its overheating the first time and such, only cold air will blow.. so im thinking its maybe.. the thermostat? or.. idk, what you guys think? lol.

you blew an intake gasket.

Intake manifold gasket? You sure? Hm.. how hard is it to replace?

Oh and what caused it to break/fail?

Not terribly hard at all on a carb'd engine, not sure about one of the new fangled things you've got, lol.

Geno... just out of curiosity.. how in the hell would an intake gasket affect the operating temp???

Rally, have you checked your radiator level lately? Sounds low to me, i wouldn't be so quick to jump to the intake gasket, but if you keep driving around like that YOU WILL blow it.

... YOU WILL blow it.

The uh... gasket... is what he's talking about here. :grinno:

Rally, have you checked your radiator level lately? Sounds low to me, i wouldn't be so quick to jump to the intake gasket, but if you keep driving around like that YOU WILL blow it.

I looked and.. it still had coolant, it was kinda the first thing I did check out, so.. yeah.. lol.

Geno... just out of curiosity.. how in the hell would an intake gasket affect the operating temp???

I'd like to know this too btw, lol.

i don't know how or why, but I know that the intake gaskets are a very common failure on the w-body's. so common, that if you have one, it's guarunteed to fail.

I had a 95 cutlass that acted the same and it was the intake gasket. rally, go sign up on w-body.com and read their forums. those guys know these engines better than anyone.

I looked and.. it still had coolant, it was kinda the first thing I did check out, so.. yeah.. lol.

You know I was just thinking about this some more... a lil cheesecake in the radiator might help. And if you DO end up doing the intake gasket, you might wanna use some on the gasket itself... helps seal it better.

I wouldn't waste perfectly good cheesecake on my car. Usually a good beating with a chain or baseball bat helps. Like the time it kept sliding out of my driveway on Christmas eve because of the ice. I whipped it with the chain, then used the chain to hook it to my truck so it wouldn't slide. Problem solved.
Now i sit here in absolute farking boredom. I just got my associates degree this fall and am not returning for spring. Getting ready to leave on an LDS mission in March, so no time for school, and no time really to get a job(not that there are any in my town anyways). So i just sit around and shoot rabbits in my spare time. Don't even have the desire to work on my car.

Oh, also, found this in my inbox and thought it would be of interest.
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor girl is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become more and more distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila ************************************************** **** Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps!
Walter

...Getting ready to leave on an LDS mission in March....

LDS = ... :dunno: ... Laying Dumb Sluts???? :boink: :frown: Sorry, can't come up with anything else with those initals bro. :slap:

LDS = ... :dunno: ... Laying Dumb Sluts???? :boink: :frown: Sorry, can't come up with anything else with those initals bro. :slap:
Maybe he means more along the lines of Limp Dick Syndrome... :uhoh:


:evillol:

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Or as you may have heard, Mormons.

Mormons or baby makers. They tend to pop em out really fast in great numbers.

I remember hearing something about having more than one wife. Why the hell anyone would want that is beyond me, it's hard enough keeping one happy and staying out of trouble.

You'd figure that they'd be smart enough to realize that your life is MUCH simpler when you ***ahem*** "rent it"... especially when you're talking more than one. I'd be slapping the shit outta all kinds of bitchy women at LEAST once a month.

No. We do not practice polygamy. It was ended in the 1890's. Well over a hundred years ago. There were some splinter groups that left the church then that still practice polygamy. They mostly ran to Canada and Mexico, with one group still in southern Utah and one in Texas.

eww @ religion. IMHO the cause of all the worlds problems.

like Gil Grissom said " I belive in god, I don't believe in religion."

IMHO the cause of all the worlds problems = .... Ford vehicles, a halfwitted Arab or two and ... pussy.

lol, cant argue with that.

eww @ religion. IMHO the cause of all the worlds problems.


IMHO You're wrong. Now people that use religion as a crutch to do harm, they are problems. But not all religion in general. I find it to be an insult whenever people tell me that i'm horrible for practicing religion. Remember, humans are humans, and they'll find anything convenient to cause trouble. Blaming religion is like blaming guns for murder. Or are you one of those gun control lovers?

Well I can say 2 things...

1. Any gun control freak that comes to take my guns better be wearing plate armor and have an army with him, because before prying them from my cold, dead fingers he/they are gonna have to dodge some lead.

2. I ammend my previous statement... Pussy is the one and only root of the world's problems.

Show me a religion that doesn't put women on some sort of pedestal or whatever??? For example: Islam degrades women to an almost inhumane level, but rewards you with virgins in the after life ( like... UNHOLY WTF???) - Catholicism and the Protestant religions puts them way up high on a pedestal, not the same one as the holy trinity mind you, but still... Mormons, well, enough said, lol... Judaism, don't know enough about it to say for certain, but pretty sure they're just like the other christain religions, Paganism, well... that wall ALL about getting laid so...

IN ADDITION... the whole purpose of money / working is to able to afford things to... get some pussy. I mean come on, let's boil it down to it's essence... if it weren't for women, we'd be gay, but there also would be like 95% less crime in the world.

Not trying to start and argument (camaro driving, cheesesteak eating, beer drinking, non-practicing Catholic here), but lets remove the politics from the argument and call it like it is.

My whole life I've always been taught at church to respect women as equals, or even as a better person than myself. The church encourages girls to get a college education. Anyways, today I think I'm going to move my dad's saturn out of the way and see if I can get my car started and go cruising. It hasn't been touched for over a week, so it's going to put out a ton of fumes on start up. Can't wait to see the neighbor's expression.

IMHO You're wrong. Now people that use religion as a crutch to do harm, they are problems. But not all religion in general. I find it to be an insult whenever people tell me that i'm horrible for practicing religion. Remember, humans are humans, and they'll find anything convenient to cause trouble. Blaming religion is like blaming guns for murder. Or are you one of those gun control lovers?

No need to get bent out of shape. I'm entitled to my personal opinion, as are you. Maybe I should have specified "religion extremists" I happen to have been raised in a very hypocritical religion, so my opinion is based on experience, not politics, media, or anything else for that matter. What guns and gun control have to do with religion I don't know. But to answer your question, No, i'm not "one of those gun control lovers" I own one and I will gladly use it if I am forced to do so.