What the hell is your dog thinking???

Ever wonder what the hell your dog is thinking? Mine is probably thinking," why is he staring at the big box in front of him whle making useless noise from some thingy in front of him?" (computer ,if you hav'nt noticed :D )

yeah i wonder about that from time to time. but my dog will bark at the tv, so go figure :rolleyes:

i bet my cat is plotting some evil plots, cause she sure looks like she is.

Dog - "Can I shag your leg again?"

My dog probably wonders why I am always yelling at him. He's just such a pest!!! He is in constant need of attention like most males, but then, most males don't put their head in my lap and try to kiss me w/o my permission... oh wait, yes they do! :o

But really, my dog is pretty darned intelligent. He doesn't get too interested in the T.V. until we point out dogs, and then his ears perk up and he will watch. I think he's just a very compassionate "pup" who is just too big to be himself. (Darn 70+lb playful doggies)

My old dog looked like she was thinking of how she could trick me out of some food.

my dog probly wonders, why is he grabing his wang and beating the shit out of it

Lesson for the day. I like to punish my shlong like i caught it breaking into the house, I use the KY jelly so it doesnt look like i pushed my dong out of a moving car. Use KY wow im in a weird mood.

I have a cat, and he pretty much lays around and sleeps or nuzzles my legs and lets me pet him. He's pretty cool. If he was thinking anything it would probably be: "God, how long do I have to put up with shitting in a smelly box and eating tasteless CRAP!?"

What does it look like he's thinking???

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i dont waste my time thinking about other thoughts that are not my own. who really cares what dogs are thinking they only remember soo much so i think dogs dont think they try to remeber, why do they always smells things more then once

Originally posted by hondacivic4drlx
i dont waste my time thinking about other thoughts that are not my own. who really cares what dogs are thinking they only remember soo much so i think dogs dont think they try to remeber, why do they always smells things more then once

Yea................

my dog probly wonders, why is he grabing his wang and beating the shit out of it

I feel bad too when I am beating off and the dog is watching.:rolleyes:

Originally posted by MaximusGTR
What does it look like he's thinking???

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Is that a pitbull?

I think this is a "conversation" that would take place between my dogs if they could talk:

Beagle: Hmmm what can we get into when Kat turns her back?

Pug: Not sure, but that pile of papers on the bed looks pretty important. Maybe we could shred them just a little!'

Beagle: Good call! Let's do it! You grab the water bill and I will take the car title.

<dogs proceed to go thru paperwork, ripping, tearing, shredding eating>

<Kat enters room>

Kat: OMG!! WTF ARE YOU LITTLE SHITS DOING???? BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!!

Dogs: <both scramble for their lives, one corner of paper still in Pug's mouth, and make a beeline for the kennel...hair standing on end>

:D

no kat. i think its about what there thinking, seeing as how wwe all posted tought of what were suppose to be funny but they where thoughts, your post was i think suppose to be commical, but in your post it make the dogs talk. we just put a tought in thier heads you put words in thier mouth.

Originally posted by YogsVR4
My old dog looked like she was thinking of how she could trick me out of some food. That's what my brother's dog is perpetually thinking. "If I sit here and look innocent enough will they share some of those shrimp fajitas with me??"Originally posted by PoisonFangs
my dog probly wonders, why is he grabing his wang and beating the shit out of it

Lesson for the day. I like to punish my shlong like i caught it breaking into the house, I use the KY jelly so it doesnt look like i pushed my dong out of a moving car. Use KY wow im in a weird mood. :eek: :eek: :eek: FUNNY!! A bit perverse, but funny :)

My dog would probably flip me off if she could. Bitch..

She's a good bitch though.

Maybe: "let me out, i gotta pee" I'm pretty sure of that one.

I cannot stop laughing from the title of this thread.

LOL, that is funny. It is great :D

al

Originally posted by MaximusGTR
What does it look like he's thinking???

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looks like it could be one of those "whazzup?" commercials

Originally posted by MaximusGTR
What does it look like he's thinking???

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i can see it in his eyes

*SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexXXXXXXXX SSSSSSEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX*

i have a tiny little jack russel terrier named sumo, a very smart guy but he is gay, hes always thinking about what kind of rape attack he should attempt on my GUY cat lmao

wat a sik pup :bloated:

Originally posted by ChopinPorkChop


i can see it in his eyes

*SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexXXXXXXXX SSSSSSEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX*

i have a tiny little jack russel terrier named sumo, a very smart guy but he is gay, hes always thinking about what kind of rape attack he should attempt on my GUY cat lmao

wat a sik pup :bloated:

sex? sure that's not you thinking that? ;) looks like he's craving some brew actually.

Originally posted by Prelewd


sex?

Well, our Shizhu male WAS thinking that, but no longer after today, he was released of his testicles.

i bet she is thinking 'why do people keep bringing up old threads today?'

wait, thats what im thinking..

you know what the dog is thinking whiles it's watching you wack off
"yeah your just jelous cause I can reach mine...in fact, to get you back you just wait till your girlfriend's parents come over to have dinner some night cause I'll sit there licking my nuts right in front of all of you and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it" :thefinger

Ma dog is usually thinking "If I can't eat it or screw it-I' might's well piss on it."

dead thread revival at its worst.

What does it look like he's thinking???

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He is wondering if you taste like pork or chicken
:uhoh:

"That rotting carcas smells FANTASTIC, after I roll in it, I might as well eat it!! mmmm rabies and heartworms for supper"

What does it look like he's thinking???

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I'm gonna bite your bollocks off some day.

It doesn't look like he's thinking..