Hearses

Cadillac makes a lot of them. I am seriously considering one for a car. How cool would that be?? I ahve found a 1975 model with the 500cube engine (600 bucks and it will put out 450hp and 600lb-ft!), with flames already on the side, for 800 bucks!

The licence plate could be DED SLED, YUR NEXT or something like that. You could have a fake coffin in the back, fill it with ice and beer, offer it for free, and see if anyone takes it:D You could go to an old-folks home, dressed like the reaper, and ask for such-and-such:D

And I'm NOT weird!

I know a guy who used to drive a Hearse when he was in high school. I didn't know him at the time, though. I'll ask him how he liked it... :D

I forget to mention all of the cargo room. You could even camp in it:D
0-60 in about 9 seconds. But those mods, and 7's are very possible. Just remember to pray before a corner:)

good luck gettin girls in that thing, lol :D

How so?? There is lots of lie-down room in the back, a big interior, flames on the side, whats not to like:D

Originally posted by Chris
How so?? There is lots of lie-down room in the back, a big interior, flames on the side, whats not to like:D

what's not to like is the girls runnin away from you!! lol :D
every girl would thinks it's discusting being in a car where there were lots of dead people... unless you're with one of those ugly ass freak Goths... thankfully there are none at my school :D

mmmm necrophelia.

Yeah, most goths are ugly. They all left my school after grade 9.:) But some of them are hot (I have yet to see one, though;) )

they're ALL ugly, they're gross... like learn to put some fuckin make up on, instead of just puttin black stuff on yourself! I don't understand them at all, why would you want to make yourself look ugly?? Ugly clothes, ugly everything.... it's like they got no respect for themselves, don't they wanna look good?
I don't know any guy that would get within a 5 foot radius of one :)
without crackin a joke, lol :D

even if the hottest girl was a goth (witch is impossible), but a hot girl, with all that make up and all that gay clothes.. i wouldn't touch her

Goth girls can be hot. I've met a few.

Originally posted by Heep
Goth girls can be hot. I've met a few.

they're freaks... i don't care if she's good looking under all those layers of black make-up

but like i said "even if the hottest girl was a goth, with all that make up and all that gay clothes.. i wouldn't touch her"

I was goth back grade 7-9, so I can tolerate them.

Originally posted by Heep
I was goth back grade 7-9, so I can tolerate them.

ewwww :D :D heheh

sorry that i make fun of your previous friends, hehe
why'd you go goth? and then go back?

I wouldn't be able to dress like that, i'd feel like everyones lookin at me, and i'd feel like nobody would give me any respect....

*ahem* Elvira, Mistress of the Night.

Originally posted by jay@af
*ahem* Elvira, Mistress of the Night.

LOL!!!! :D
she wasn't really a goth though, i don't remember her wearing scary black make-up on her face.. just the funny hair and black dresses with nice cleavage :D

she was like a witch or something, hehe

Originally posted by gang$tarr


ewwww :D :D heheh

sorry that i make fun of your previous friends, hehe
why'd you go goth? and then go back?

I wouldn't be able to dress like that, i'd feel like everyones lookin at me, and i'd feel like nobody would give me any respect....

Lol :D:D

It's OK, I laugh at them too :D:D:D

I dunno why, I was just being rebellious or something. I loved (and still do, although I've since broadened my tastes) Rob Zombie, Rammstein, etc.. and I was fascinated with martial arts and swords and stuff...my other friends were the same, and they started wearing black, so I did too. I never wore the makeup though, that's just dumb. I still love night though.

Goths are often misunderstood. 99% of them don't want trouble, and just want to be left alone. Everyone blames bomb scares and stuff on them for some reason. Anyways, I'm past that now, but to be totally honest, if I were to go back in time, I'd do it again. I loved it :D:D

I love the night too, i hate the day!! That's why i only go out at night... well sometimes like once a week i'll go to a friends house after school, but that's just chillin, doesn't count as goin out, hehe

I know they don't want trouble, they're just weird.... like i just don't understand why they'd try to look ugly, isn't the point of high school to look good and get lots of hot girls?

I had my stage of not being prep, i used to wear like thug rapper clothes and i skateboarded, like 5 years ago. that only lasted like a year though, haha
clean cut is where it's at, khakis and polo shirts, that's the stylez :) heh


btw did you go to that car auction?

Yeah, I did...there were several Ferrari's there, I was sitting in one for about 10 minutes straight :D:D I sat in tons of stuff, Lotuses, Ferraris, Cobras, old Jags, M6, ZR-1, etc. etc. etc.

OH GOD DAMNIT!!! Why didn't i go!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

i'm really upset!! :(

what kind of Ferraris did you sit in? any Lambos?
so no matter who you were you just got to walk and sit in any car you wanted like you were gunna buy it?

There wasn't anything TOO special there this year, I guess last year there was a Diablo and 550 Maranello. There were 2 Mondials, 2 400's, 1 348TB, 1 308, and 1 Dino. A few cars (NSX, Dino, 348, for example) were locked, but you could sit in basically whatever. There were tons of Porsches there, including new ones, a rare C4 Corvette Gran Sport, 1 of 45 in Canada Euro-spec E36 M3's with like 325 hp...1 Cobra replica, 1 2001 AC Cobra, 1 original Cobra, Bentley Azure, 2 old Detomaso Mangustas, several Minis, tons of musclecars, several other Bentleys and Rolls, etc. Plus I saw a 360 Spyder parked next to a C5 convertible in the parking lot, a Viper ACR, Campagna T-Rex, tons of Benz SL's, Porsches, etc...it ROCKED

just put a gun up to my head.. kill me now.............. why didn't i go?

well i'm goin next year :D

getting back on the subject, i know this one kid who drives one. he's the hippy type but anyway he said they get around 8 mpg. i gotta say it'd be cool to drop one and put some 22in chrome wheels on it. but i don't think there is one girl who would talk to you if you drove it

And after my mods, 6 gpm, I mean 6mpg. Oh well.
I dont think I would really get one, not now. Maybe when I'm older, maybe just for fun then:D

lol, that would turn heads! a hearse with 22 rims! haha
it's like the rapper hearse, if i saw that in real life that would be weird! but some hydrolics on it, hehe

Perhaps with teeth pointing down from the grille, and an independent bumper with teeth pointing up, so it would be chomping away. That would be fun:D

i tried to be a gothic once, just wore all black clothes and stuff, i was just really depressed at the time of my life and was trying to show it.
or something like that, i dont really know why i wanted to be one, but i did.
yeah, theres a website floating around on the web with hearses for daily drivers, cant remember what it was.
here in new zealand theres a big black hearse with a V8 in it (dont know specs, but motor is is as high as roof!)
does the meanest burnouts.
the guy that did it all up died, his coffin was put in the hearse and went from church to graveyard with him in the back, they lit up the bags aswell on the way, it was in the paper :)
anyways........

They talk about the new Cadillac Hearse in this monthes Car and Driver :D :D it's white and looks pretty clean, it's based on the DTS

i would never be goth, those people are weird (no offense Robbie) :)

the hearse thing's been done to death.....a guy up here in ct has one, he carries around a coffin in the back and shit. although, that wierd-ass movie from the 60's with that goth kid who always tried to kill himself, i forget the title, that had that cool e-type jag hearse, that was mad cool.

Hearses? My preference is for their close kin, the flower car. I wonder if a used one would be a good go-to-Home-Depot hauler, being open in the back.:frog: Don't see them on eBay much; I've checked.

The guy that bought my first car from me also had a 1959 Caddy hearse. A real eye-popper to see one of those do parking-lot donuts, I assure you. :uhoh:

Hearses? My preference is for their close kin, the flower car. I wonder if a used one would be a good go-to-Home-Depot hauler, being open in the back.:frog: Don't see them on eBay much; I've checked.

The guy that bought my first car from me also had a 1959 Caddy hearse. A real eye-popper to see one of those do parking-lot donuts, I assure you. :uhoh:
I knew a guy that hauled his drag racer Buick trailered behind a Buick Hearse.
Here's a link to a guy with some cool Hearses and other "Professional Cars" (Hearses, Flower Cars and Ambulances).
http://www.seemycars.com/

Jeff