Med School Funny!
Amish_kid
03-19-2003, 11:27 AM
First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor, the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body".
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at the students and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention".
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at the students and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention".
tonioseven
03-19-2003, 11:33 AM
:spit: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
SiRI
03-19-2003, 11:38 AM
:hehehe: :lol2: :hehehe: Very good one! :D
DemonicAccord
03-19-2003, 11:39 AM
:D :D :D :D
speediva
03-19-2003, 11:44 AM
:apuke: That's all I can say about that.
Sean
03-19-2003, 02:00 PM
:spit: :spit: :spit: AHAAHAHAH
ac427cpe
03-19-2003, 02:16 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww! no med school for me!
lol that was a good one tho:D
lol that was a good one tho:D
Oz
03-19-2003, 02:19 PM
:lol2::apuke:
TURBO_EK4
03-19-2003, 02:20 PM
lol, thanx man, I needed that.
Toksin
03-19-2003, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Oz
:lol2::apuke:
:lol2::apuke:
Graphik Styles
03-19-2003, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by ac427cpe
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww! no med school for me!
lol that was a good one tho:D
ditto......
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww! no med school for me!
lol that was a good one tho:D
ditto......
jon@af
03-19-2003, 06:16 PM
I hipe my med school professor doesnt pull that one on us:rolleyes:
Jimster
03-19-2003, 11:55 PM
:apuke:
'nuff said
'nuff said
Vyacheslav
03-19-2003, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Amish_kid
First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor, the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body".
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at the students and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention".
old stuff, but still makes me :lol2:
First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor, the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body".
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at the students and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention".
old stuff, but still makes me :lol2:
YogsVR4
03-20-2003, 06:33 AM
YUCK!! :) :D
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