Finally, The 6 Answers You Have All Been Waiting For:
tonioseven
11-25-2008, 03:22 PM
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good year.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
redimp2000
11-26-2008, 05:26 AM
:rofl: :cwm27: :iceslolan :spit:
"That's some funny shit right there, I don't care who you are"
"That's some funny shit right there, I don't care who you are"
MagicRat
11-26-2008, 10:19 AM
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
This one was told to my Dad when her was a boy, circa 1938 or so.
Some jokes don't get old.
Funny stuff though.
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
This one was told to my Dad when her was a boy, circa 1938 or so.
Some jokes don't get old.
Funny stuff though.
YogsVR4
12-01-2008, 05:41 PM
I love the classics! :lol:
alfonso2501
12-14-2008, 09:41 PM
:rofl:
thecackster
12-15-2008, 12:34 PM
Good way to start the day.. haha Thanks!
TwistedTuner
12-16-2008, 11:41 AM
lol good times! I have heard different variations of some of these jokes
imtheoneandonlyD
12-30-2008, 09:45 AM
last one is my favorite, actually laughed at it
lamehonda
12-31-2008, 08:24 PM
IMO the last one was the best. Although, I gotta say I would take the embarassment over the broken member.
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