Redneck Vasectomy
taranaki
03-18-2003, 11:46 PM
After having their 10th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The man said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a lighted cherry bomb in a can and holding it next to my ear is going to help me." So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Alabama. This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it and place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
Oz
03-18-2003, 11:50 PM
:rolleyes:
A smile...
A smile...
Jimster
03-18-2003, 11:53 PM
lol.............gets a giggle- only because it's about Rednecks :D
tazdev
03-19-2003, 12:06 AM
:apoke: :spit:
ROFL
ROFL
Neutrino
03-19-2003, 01:57 AM
Good One:p
Toksin
03-19-2003, 02:24 AM
LMAO
Little Burner
03-19-2003, 04:35 AM
:hehehe:
DemonicAccord
03-19-2003, 06:49 AM
yep, rednecks, they're funny cause they're dumb....hyuk!
SiRI
03-19-2003, 08:18 AM
:silly2: ouch! :eek:
jon@af
03-19-2003, 09:14 AM
:lol2:
jam4484
03-19-2003, 11:21 AM
HAHA:hehehe:
YogsVR4
03-19-2003, 11:23 AM
At least we're not making fun of the French so I guess I can feel good about finding that funny ;) :finger:
ragt20
03-19-2003, 11:56 AM
hehe :lol2:
dumb rednecks......always good for a laugh....:D
dumb rednecks......always good for a laugh....:D
Suislide
03-19-2003, 11:56 AM
Q: how do you circumcise a redneck?
A: kick his sister in the jaw...
:D :D
A: kick his sister in the jaw...
:D :D
grimmy
03-19-2003, 01:52 PM
Q: what do you call a redneck with a goat and a sheep?
A: bisexual
Q: what do you call a redneck with 3 goats?
A: polygamist
A: bisexual
Q: what do you call a redneck with 3 goats?
A: polygamist
Oz
03-19-2003, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
At least we're not making fun of the French so I guess I can feel good about finding that funny ;) :finger:
:finger4::lol2:
At least we're not making fun of the French so I guess I can feel good about finding that funny ;) :finger:
:finger4::lol2:
speediva
03-19-2003, 04:35 PM
You know you're a redneck when your Family Tree doesn't branch out. :eek:
Soooo bad, you guys. Soooooo funny, but soooooo bad.
Soooo bad, you guys. Soooooo funny, but soooooo bad.
Suislide
03-19-2003, 04:57 PM
You know you're a redneck when you mow your lawn and find a car in there.
you know you're a redneck when you have 13 cars in the driveway and none of them run.
you know you're a redneck when you've been married 3 times, but still have the same in-laws.
you know you're a redneck when you have 13 cars in the driveway and none of them run.
you know you're a redneck when you've been married 3 times, but still have the same in-laws.
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