If I Ruled the World...

This is just for fun. What would come to pass if you ruled the world? just say an idea or two, something very, very original. it's ok, you don't need a list. Don't feel outdone, either, just keep posting ideas. I promise not to steal them when I rise to power :smile:
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When I rule the world, Burt Reynolds will have the privilege to reading me bedtime stories. His rich, grandfather-y voice is so warming and spell-binding.

When I rule the world, pot will be legal and I'll live in a castle full of books and chocolate.

And the entire NZ rugby team will be nannies to my children.

When I rule the world, lazy people will not get paid to buy drugs and Escalades while living in a slum (i.e. welfare) but will actually have to work if they want money.

If i ruled the world, Uggs would be outlawed and wearing them would be punishable by death... those things bug me for some reason

If I ruled the world


Everyone would work on commission, and thus everyone would work.

If I ruled the world.......... the entire defence/military spending budgets of ALL nations would be redirected to space exploration and technical advancement...........



............... because I really want to be Captain Kirk before I die........

When I rule the world, Simon Cowell will be my ottoman

If I ruled the world, I would do away with welfare programs and increase wages. This in part would make people have to get off their butts and work for a living, but allow them to make a living, even if they just work at McDonalds. The government could reduce taxes because they didn't have to pay for all the lazy people in the world, which would reflect on business profits and counter balance the increased wages...