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Needs Minor Work - Needs significant work.

Needs Nothing - Except a tow truck.

Easy Project Car - Completely disassembled, bring many boxes.

Minor Rust - Don't sit down!

Minor Rust - Major rust you can’t see.

Low Mileage - Only 170,000.

Convertible - After driving under truck.

Runs Great - Too bad it doesn’t roll.

Alarm - Wires are cut to sell stolen.

Nice Stereo - To overcome exhaust noise.

Needs Paint - To cover rust.

New Paint - Beautifully covers rust.

Fully Loaded - Seller is too.

All Options - 8-track player.

Only 59,000 Miles - Actually 359,000 miles.

Rare Model - One of 500,000 made.

Must Sell - Before the law finds seller.

Must Sell - Need bail money.

Summer Fun - Roof leaks in winter.

Summer Fun - Won't make it to fall.

Reliable - Don't leave the neighborhood.

Daily Driver - 400 miles a day.

Only Driven Sundays - Sunday is race day.

Engine Rebuilt - Engine degreased to look it.

Doesn’t Smoke - No oil to burn, or 90wt oil.

Trans. Rebuilt - Fine sawdust used to make it quiet.

4 Speed Gearbox - 5th gear is dead.

Hurry, Won't Last - Neither will car.

New Tires - Retreads years ago.

Well Maintained - Oil changed every other leap year.

Drives Like a Dream - Nightmare.

Car Cover - To help keep out rats.

Always Garaged - Embarrassed to leave it outside.

Family Owned - Driven by 6 teenagers.

Fully Restored - Nothing original.

Smog Exempt - DMV doesn't think so.

Tags Till Next Year - Stolen year sticker.

Moving, Must Sell - Off to jail, need bail money.

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:D so tru

HEHE....EXACTLY why i keep my car running so I don't have to face the ugly world of car shopping.

:lol2:

Originally posted by De$i Gank$ta
Needs Minor Work - Needs significant work.







4 Speed Gearbox - 5th gear is dead.





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:D so tru


sounds liek my dads 85 accord
250,000 miles on it too

LMAO

it needs paint, has a nice stereo, and low mileage

my 240 runs great, only 50,000 miles, dosnt smoke! :hehehe:

needs a new engine :bloated:

You left out:

- Genuine Reason for Selling: The car's a piece of @#$%
- Needs Work: Yup and a whole factory could fix this hep of @#$%
- 1 Lady Owner: But lots of teenage kids
- Minor Panel Damage: After fixing the big dents on a car with more hits than Elvis and more shunts up the backside than Liberace, I couldn't afford to fix this...
- Modified: Don't touch with a barge pole
- Original Factory Condition: It was such a pile of @#$% I couldn't be arsed driving and took the bus to avoid it
- Owner going overseas: To avoid finance repayments and the law
- Never Raced: But extensively rolled and rallied
- Offers: Seriously this car is such a pile of dog@#$% I'm embarrassed to put a price on it
- Inspections welcomed: Even I don't know all the things wrong with it
- Deceased Estate: Yeah, the owner crashed and died in it
- Great Mileage: Running down a hill in neutral with the air off
- Ideal Shopping Basket: Cramped POS
- Ideal Family Wagon: If you consider this vehicle you should think about a vasectomy

Very true and very funny.:D

thats where I've been going wrong all these years.....:rolleyes:






:D

hahaha

excellent :flash: :flash: :flash: