You're too old to trick or treat....
Maximus84
10-25-2008, 01:04 AM
You know you are too old to
Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9.
You have to have another kid
chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7.
When someone drops a candy
bar in your bag, you lose your
balance and fall over.
6.
People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
and you're not wearing a mask.
5.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick
or ...." and can't remember the rest.
4.
By the end of the night, you have
a bag full of restraining orders.
3.
You have to carefully choose a
costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2.
You're the only Power Ranger in
the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors
should not go Trick Or Treating...
*
*
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
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No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.:lol:
Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9.
You have to have another kid
chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7.
When someone drops a candy
bar in your bag, you lose your
balance and fall over.
6.
People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
and you're not wearing a mask.
5.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick
or ...." and can't remember the rest.
4.
By the end of the night, you have
a bag full of restraining orders.
3.
You have to carefully choose a
costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2.
You're the only Power Ranger in
the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors
should not go Trick Or Treating...
*
*
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
http://www.corvettevalley.com/images/smilies/smiley49.gif http://www.corvettevalley.com/images/smilies/smack.gif
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.:lol:
speediva
10-26-2008, 09:09 PM
I have to hop a plane from Nashville to Pittsburgh on Halloween... I considered getting dressed up... and then realized the potential for a TSA search and thought better of it.
Maximus84
10-26-2008, 09:10 PM
Well,definately dont wrap any towels around your head! :headshake
Oz
10-26-2008, 10:39 PM
I have to hop a plane from Nashville to Pittsburgh on Halloween... I considered getting dressed up... and then realized the potential for a TSA search and thought better of it.
Go on Tangie, you might enjoy it. There's nothing like the feeling of latex. :)
Go on Tangie, you might enjoy it. There's nothing like the feeling of latex. :)
fredjacksonsan
10-27-2008, 08:24 AM
I saw a sign on the bank door a couple days ago...
"Please celebrate Halloween safely...please do not wear masks in the bank".
:rofl::rofl:
"Please celebrate Halloween safely...please do not wear masks in the bank".
:rofl::rofl:
Candygirl82
10-27-2008, 09:21 AM
hahahahaha, some people take holloween way to serious, it's suppose to be about fun, and I think it should only be for kids, coz I mean really, ppl should give candy to kids not to adults. Rather have a holloween party for the adults!
redimp2000
10-27-2008, 03:32 PM
hahahahaha, some people take holloween way to serious, it's suppose to be about fun, and I think it should only be for kids, coz I mean really, ppl should give candy to kids not to adults. Rather have a holloween party for the adults!
Going to two this weekend, one on Friday and another on Saturday. Friday my girlfriend and I are wearing what we wear to Renassance Festivals (her as a pub wench and me in a kilt), then on Saturday she's going as a pregnant nun and I'm going to be a priest with a, um, how should I put this, something that priests aren't supposed to get. :eek:
No kids at either party, so don't go there with the priest costume. :shakehead
Going to two this weekend, one on Friday and another on Saturday. Friday my girlfriend and I are wearing what we wear to Renassance Festivals (her as a pub wench and me in a kilt), then on Saturday she's going as a pregnant nun and I'm going to be a priest with a, um, how should I put this, something that priests aren't supposed to get. :eek:
No kids at either party, so don't go there with the priest costume. :shakehead
79Bandit
10-27-2008, 05:10 PM
a pregnant nun and I'm going to be a priest with a, um, how should I put this, something that priests
Haha i have seen those customes in the Halloween stores :rofl:
Haha i have seen those customes in the Halloween stores :rofl:
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