Halloween Costume Ideas?

Alright so I have no idea what I want to be for Halloween. There's a big party I'm going to and being the very selfish person that I am I want to outdo everybody.

One guy is going to have a swim suit, goggles, and snorkle on with a sign that says "Muff Diver".

Another guy is doing Justin Timerblack's "Dick in a Box".

I don't know what to do. I thought I'd do God's gift to women again but that's played out. So I figured I'd ask what are some of the funniest costumes you guys have seen at parties, from friends, web sites, whatever.

The best one I saw was a guy dressed as a preacher with a cabage patch doll glued to his crotch. He said the baby was teething.

I saw a guy one year dressed up as a hick farmer with a blow-up sheep stuck to his crotch.

don't often get a chance to post this one

http://www.wtfcostumes.com/costumes/black_belt_pad_costume.jpg

Buy a bunch of those black afro wigs, completely cover everything but your face with them, and go as a hairy asshole. :D

DO NOT!!! I REPEAT... DO NOT BE THE JOKER!!!! everyone and their mom's dog will be the joker this year...

DO NOT!!! I REPEAT... DO NOT BE THE JOKER!!!! everyone and their mom's dog will be the joker this year...There's an idea, go as Heath Ledger's corpse.

^Heck yeah! I was going to suggest the Joker sarcastically. What I love is that they sell masks when his face is probably the easiest makeup appliance ever.

Pick someone famous from history and go as them. Chances are you'll be the only one there as that person- except Hitler, thats been done before.

Im going as Jim Morrison as soon as I can find some cheap black leater pants.

My friend is growing out his mustache, buying some legit blue overalls, an old school green leather cabby hat, and a patch with a big L on it... That's awsome.

If not Luigi, go as one of the characters from The Venture Bros., another friend of mine wants to buy a Dr. Girlfriend costume.

also, ninja tampon is funniest thing i've seen in a while!

Wear nothing but a pair of pants. Tell everyone you are a premature ejaculation - you just came in your pants.

Boy those are hilarious ideas! I just came in my pants reading them...

I was gonna suggest dress all in orange wrap yourself in cellophane and go as a carrot, but that is pretty lame ass after the other suggestions.

I did have a friend in collage that went nude with a black "censor" dot over his crotch...

Or, along the lines of the pair of pants - if you are looking to win a contest just wear a t-shirt that says "Off Constantly" when people ask just say no one beats off constantly. :)

i'm going as the Hiendenburg blimp...........before it exploded

one buddy of mine asked me to glue cotton balls and pipe cleaners all over her and spary paint her green she wanted to go as a fart and yes i said her

another friend of mine painted himself red with a nasty green and yellow spot on him he went as one of Paris Hilton's herpes out breaks and his girl friend went as valtrex the herpes medication

There's an idea, go as Heath Ledger's corpse.

Pure gold! Zombie Heath Ledger FTW.

another friend of mine painted himself red with a nasty green and yellow spot on him he went as one of Paris Hilton's herpes out breaks and his girl friend went as valtrex the herpes medication

Hands down that is the best couples costume ever. I have to go call my girlfriend.:lol:

Boy those are hilarious ideas! I just came in my pants reading them...

I was gonna suggest dress all in orange wrap yourself in cellophane and go as a carrot, but that is pretty lame ass after the other suggestions.

I did have a friend in collage that went nude with a black "censor" dot over his crotch...

Or, along the lines of the pair of pants - if you are looking to win a contest just wear a t-shirt that says "Off Constantly" when people ask just say no one beats off constantly. :)

Better yet, take a picture of it, then blur it out with soem software, print and wear it. Bow chica-bow-wow! :licka:

My girl is goin as a loony: http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/products/dg4022.html

And I am goin in a hospital gown that's all tore up with a little bloody mutilated conjoined fetus bursting out the shoulder

There were a couple that I have seen

Pair of dice

wear a P on your shirt, paint your eyes black and go as a black eyed P

Wear brown and pin condoms all over your clothes - tell everyone your a rubber tree

Had some friends go as the wind once - that one was pretty fun. Put starch in all your cloths and make them look like they are "blowing" in one direction, do this with your hair as well - makes a great effect.

Dress up as Herbert from the TV show Family Guy

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/FamilyGuyHerbert(1).jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_(Family_Guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_(Family_Guy))

Hahaha, go in your birthday suit!!!!!

this is what Im being... yes i already bought it, and no that isnt me.

http://www.costumesupercenter.com/images/large/6984M.jpg

LOL typical man, but it's very funny though, lol!

if its any help, my girlfriend picked it out.

One of my mates had a theme party, the theme was the letter G, so one of my mates went as a "spot".

Well I did a Trail of Terror Friday night. Even though it wasn't Halloween and everybody is doing the Joker, I think I did a damn good job pulling it off. Once everybody saw it they were like, "dude you gotta do that for Halloween!" Still not sure if I want to or not. A couple of people are doing the Joker and they told me not to do it because they would suck compared to me if I did it.

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o69/Muscletang/Trail%20of%20Terror%2010-24-08/mejoker.jpg

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o69/Muscletang/Trail%20of%20Terror%2010-24-08/closeupdark.jpg