Car Names Explained

AUDI- Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
BMW-Big Money Works.
* Brutal Money Waster.
* Bimbette Motor Weapon.
* Break My Window.
BUICK-Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.
CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
* Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
*Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology.
DODGE-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
*Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.
*Dead or Dying Gas Eater.
*Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express.
FIAT- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
*Fix It All the Time.
*Fix it again, Tony!
FORD - First On Recall Day.
*Fixed Or Repaired Daily.
*First On Rust and Deterioration.
*Fix Or Repair Daily.
*Found On Road, Dead.
*Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
*Features O.J. and Ron's DNA.
*Found On Russian Dump.
GM- General Maintenance.
* Great Mistake.
* GMC- Garage Man's Companion.
* Got A Mechanic Coming?.
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again.
HYUNDAI-Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind *Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.
PINTO - Put in new transmission often.
PONTIAC - Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac.
SAAB-Send Another Automobile Back.
*Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
*Sorry Arsed Auto Builders.
TOYOTA-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.
VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
*Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners.
VW-Virtually Worthless.

FORD = fucked on race day

FORD= Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge.

Honda- Hold On Nearly Done Accelerating







;)

FORD = fucking old rusty dunnger

BMW = badge motivated wanker

heres a lil poem for yalll


A lil can
A lil coil
a lil gas
a lil oil
a piece of tin
a 2 inch board
but them together

you gotta ford

Originally posted by SilverLotus340R
heres a lil poem for yalll


A lil can
A lil coil
a lil gas
a lil oil
a piece of tin
a 2 inch board
but them together

you gotta ford

:thumbup:

Originally posted by SilverLotus340R
heres a lil poem for yalll


A lil can
A lil coil
a lil gas
a lil oil
a piece of tin
a 2 inch board
but them together

you gotta ford

W3rd:smoka:

Honda
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration

Mopar
Mostly Old Paint And Rust

VW
Virtually Worthless

anybody from az can understand this one
ford = flipped over reservation decoration

TOYOTA- Taranaki often yanks off to animals

J/k:lol2:

*polishes off his ban stick. Hands over to Naki*

:devil::finger:

Originally posted by Oz
*polishes off his ban stick. Hands over to Naki*

:devil::finger:

No Oz , Noooooo!!!!:(

Originally posted by MaximusGTR


TOYOTA- Taranaki often yanks off to animals

J/k:lol2:

LOL!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :lol2:

omg lol... my lungs hurt iv been laughing to long

there i think i contained myself.

*snicker*

Originally posted by tazdev


BMW = badge motivated wanker


now thats funny

HONDA- Hopfully Oz Never Drinks Again

:bloated:

BTW, when did you change your avatar? Can I have the Cat?

Originally posted by MaximusGTR
HONDA- Hopfully Oz Never Drinks Again

:bloated:

BTW, when did you change your avatar? Can I have the Cat?

:lol2::apoke:
Never happen...

Originally posted by Oz


:lol2::apoke:
Never happen... :right:

EDSEL - Every Day, Something Else Leaks

:D

PINTO-Put In Nickel To Operate