W...T...F... The OT Thread v1.03.32.45

So, I thought that skeet racing was sort of like skeet shooting except you launch your car off the road an into a tree/pole/ditch/house/etc.......

good idea, but I have waffles. Your argument is invalid.

But still... launching your car into a bird would be awesome. After you kill the bird (midair) you look over at your buddy and say...

Where is your god now?

And just so you know, you have unleashed me and Cassies into a limitless(sorta) playground that may just end the world as we know it. The fabric of the universe must be rewritten in this very thread. Or, we all just crank up some cascada and have a rave.

good idea, but I have waffles. Your argument is invalid.

But still... launching your car into a bird would be awesome. After you kill the bird (midair) you look over at your buddy and say...

Where is your god now?

And just so you know, you have unleashed me and Cassies into a limitless(sorta) playground that may just end the world as we know it. The fabric of the universe must be rewritten in this very thread. Or, we all just crank up some cascada and have a rave.

Yeah that idea would be mine you post whores :angryfire


:lol:

Just give me something to work with and I can help. The fabric of time is overrated.

Just give me something to work with and I can help.


Can I haz Karbin Fybur?

:sly:

why didn't the previous ones ever stick

cuz teh Vtac deednt kick in, yo.

And your idea, yes, but guess who is the Mod and who isnt? :D Polygon wins. I also take this opportunity to nominate myself for one of the top 3 active post whores on this forum.

LOVE ME!!

An off topic thread...


So I can post almost whatever I want...

Whenever I want...

So this is what heaven is like....

Polygon...

I. Love. You.

So I officially have the best girlfriend in the world. We have a Halloween party coming up soon, and I'm going as teh Stig. Being the heavy drinkers we are, I wanted a container for "Stig Juice". Well, my girlfriend, being so awesome, made me this:

http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn360/TotallyNotAmused/100_1425.jpg
http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn360/TotallyNotAmused/100_1426.jpg
http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn360/TotallyNotAmused/100_1427.jpg

Those are all the hot laps around the test track, according to the top gear site....All of them done by hand.

And here is a comic of Hitler in a dress:

http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn360/TotallyNotAmused/Gypsy.jpg

Double Post Whoring, Yay!

cuz teh Vtac deednt kick in, yo.

And your idea, yes, but guess who is the Mod and who isnt? :D Polygon wins. I also take this opportunity to nominate myself for one of the top 3 active post whores on this forum.

LOVE ME!!

Have you been to the coffee break section of this forum yet? you aren't even top 30 if I say so...

so i was skeeting all over the road the other day when this MR2 flew by racing a civic, when suddenly the MR2 hit my skeet spinning out and crashing...

Have you been to the coffee break section of this forum yet? you aren't even top 30 if I say so...

As far as I'm concerned, there is no Automotive forums outside the Racing section and her subsections, so thats a non issue.

By the way...

I need all of you to give me money. I'm trying to make a movie and I need funding, because I just blew all of my cash on buying a FAL .308 for shits and giggles.

The movie will star Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, Kieffer Sutherland, Russle Crowe, and Robert Downey Junior. They will all have swords and belt fed machine guns as a bunch of people who just fuck up people they don't like. There will be tons of gratuitous sex and violence and explosions and possibly lasers. There will also be subliminal messages that any man watching who isn't worthy will commit sepuku. I plan on calling it "The Bible 2".

Oh, and here is a comic with a story about a the native peoples of Nepal:

http://archive.leasticoulddo.com/strips/20070802.gif

Have you been to the coffee break section of this forum yet? you aren't even top 30 if I say so...

I meant in the Racing section :) Oh, I know I cant hope to touch some of those guys over there, but in this section I seem to be a bit more prolific.

And that Stig Juice bottle is fucking crazy. Why you would take the time to do that is beyond me, unless you beat her a bit so she would agree to do it. And the double post whoring will be very excite!

Jayson, the gratuitous amounts of skeet you must produce in order to cause the MR2 to crash disturbs me to a new level that I didnt think was possible. Oh, what a sight to behold. But one question...

Why the fuck in the middle of the road?

I need all of you to give me money. I'm trying to make a movie and I need funding

The movie will star Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, Kieffer Sutherland, Russle Crowe, and Robert Downey Junior. They will all have swords and belt fed machine guns as a bunch of people who just fuck up people they don't like. There will be tons of gratuitous sex...



Sausage Fest or what?

Your movie is already flawed. I withdraw my thoughts to even think about possibly funding this movie...

(Ha, your movie sucked so bad already that I didn't even give myself a chance to think about donating to your cause)

And that Stig Juice bottle is fucking crazy. Why you would take the time to do that is beyond me, unless you beat her a bit so she would agree to do it. And the double post whoring will be very excite!

I treat her right, lol.

So, the question is, what do I use for Stig Juice...

I'm thinking a healty mixture of 151, Malibu, and Pinapple Juice...

I treat her right, lol.

So, the question is, what do I use for Stig Juice...

I'm thinking a healty mixture of 151, Malibu, and Pinapple Juice...

Just straight up Jager...cause it just kinda looks like oil...

Just straight up Jager...cause it just kinda looks like oil...

I can't stand the tast of Jager...ugh...

I could just use Guiness...its about as thick as oil.

I almost was going to go to my friends wedding as the Stig...

I mentioned it as a joke, how it'd be Epicly cool to have The Stig just sitting there in the crowd. He was alllll for it, but his fiance wasn't.

And to be honest, I just don't feel like spending $1500+ on authentic gear to be The Stig right at the moment.

I almost was going to go to my friends wedding as the Stig...

I mentioned it as a joke, how it'd be Epicly cool to have The Stig just sitting there in the crowd. He was alllll for it, but his fiance wasn't.

And to be honest, I just don't feel like spending $1500+ on authentic gear to be The Stig right at the moment.


White Dickie's Jumpsuit and a cheap ass helmet from pepboys with a DIY tinted facemask FTMFW!

White Dickie's Jumpsuit and a cheap ass helmet from pepboys with a DIY tinted facemask FTMFW!

I'm sorry, but in the book called "The Rules of Life" it states:

"Nobody can fake being the Stig".

True story....

I'm sorry, but in the book called "The Rules of Life" it states:

"Nobody can fake being the Stig".

True story....

Well then, how about you send me the money I need to buy the full get up to wear for one night out of the year? Besides, 90% of the people there won't even know who the Stig is, so I'm not spending hard earned money on a costume.

Besides, you know the rules. I spend all my money on guns, booze, and cars. The rest I waste.

Well then, how about you send me the money I need to buy the full get up to wear for one night out of the year? Besides, 90% of the people there won't even know who the Stig is, so I'm not spending hard earned money on a costume.

Besides, you know the rules. I spend all my money on guns, booze, and cars. The rest I waste.

I'll send you a dollar, the rest is up to you to turn that dollar into $1500...

After that, I will show you the ways to become a great Kung Fu Master.

I'll send you a dollar, the rest is up to you to turn that dollar into $1500...

After that, I will show you the ways to become a great Kung Fu Master.

But I don't want to work, I want you to give me $1500...

Thats interesting, saying that made my brain hurt...it means its dying...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't want to be a democrat.

But I don't want to work, I want you to give me $1500...

Thats interesting, saying that made my brain hurt...it means its dying...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't want to be a democrat.

Alright alright, final offer...

1500 yen.

That's it, I can't make a better deal!

1500 yen will by me a quarter square of 1-ply toilet paper.

as far as Stig Juice goes...

The crap in the bottom of a spitoon mixed with 116 octane race gas.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

There once was a farmer who sat on a rock, stroking his whiskers and shaking his/
Fist at the neighbors who sat on their ricks, teaching their children to play with their/
Kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore, then came a young lady who looked like a/
Decent young lady who walked like a duck, telling that she found a new way to/
Teach all the children to sew and to knit, the boys in the stables were shoveling/
Contents in the stable left from the hunt, the bar man was feeling a nice piece of/
Straw from the stables while cleaning the walls, the dairy maid came by to help clean his/
Dog in the stables for all the day long, if you think this song's dirty then your fucking well wrong!

Not sure what just happened.

But pissing blood is a good thing, right?

Random pics FTW!

http://freespeech.vo.llnwd.net/o25/pub/images/cavity.jpg#html

I am willing to wager the company got a few letters concerning this ad :shakehead
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BEWARE! The Chinese Army:
http://www.crazynfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chinesecops.jpg

http://www.bandyhumor.com/Handler.ashx?PhotoID=44&Size=L

Seriously...WTF?
http://mrniccce.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/1.jpg?w=320&h=1404

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb125.jpg?w=500&h=357

http://remiq.net/static/img/remiq.net_7749.jpg

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Actually, I believe this is what we like to call a win.

that is a pretty epic win. But that girl is going to haunt my dreams forever.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f59/osiris555/untitled.jpg

Well this thread died...

bump/post whore/double post

I almost went to prison!!!

who did you rape?

:runaround:

who did you rape?

Lol, its not rape, its just rough sex role play.

And bascially, after spending half the night in handcuffs, and an hour or two in a holding cell, I will never order a custom serial number for my handgun ever, ever, ever again. At least one that does not almost perfectly match the serial number of a stolen handgun. Thank god someone at the holding center knew what the dead man's hand was, and realized the the three letters matched my initials...

Lol, its not rape, its just rough sex role play.

And bascially, after spending half the night in handcuffs, and an hour or two in a holding cell, I will never order a custom serial number for my handgun ever, ever, ever again. At least one that does not almost perfectly match the serial number of a stolen handgun. Thank god someone at the holding center knew what the dead man's hand was, and realized the the three letters matched my initials...

I'm getting turned on by these posts.

Lol, its not rape, its just rough sex role play.

And bascially, after spending half the night in handcuffs, and an hour or two in a holding cell, I will never order a custom serial number for my handgun ever, ever, ever again. At least one that does not almost perfectly match the serial number of a stolen handgun. Thank god someone at the holding center knew what the dead man's hand was, and realized the the three letters matched my initials...

Don't you have a concealed? How did the cops grab you with a gun?

Don't you have a concealed? How did the cops grab you with a gun?

Its a long story. Basically, our car was being searched because my dumb ass friend said oh no officer, I have no problem with you searching the car (DUI check point), and I had to turn over my CHL for identification (the police are allowed to ask for it/see it). The cop went to search us, and I had to hand him my weapon for the search (standard operating procedure). He takes a look at it, and misreads the custom serial number on my frame...

Turns out another custom 1911 just like mine was stolen earlier, with a very closer serial number. Uh oh.

wtf are the odds of that?

Yeah, that's pretty coincidental. Glad to hear someone down there had a brain.

Funny thing is, I have heard of that happening before. In fact, it happend to a friend of mine who was pulled over after hunting. They ran the serial no. and he misread it. Turns out whatever the cop read came back as stolen.

Its rare when it does happen, especially with a custom serial number. However, when it does happen, shit tends to escalate very quickly. Of course, we had been camping, and there were three or five empty boxes (we don't leave litter) of DosX, so that+two shotguns (in cases)+my friend having his five dollar gun show bowie/camping knife+my C.R.K.T folder being on my person+his CHL/Glock+copious amounts of ammunition+the outdoor gear in the back-My SOG Seal 2000 work knife (thank god I had that packed up)=already suspicious officer. Most people who live where I live don't camp. In fact, thier idea of roughing it is a hotel without room service.

It was, at the end of the day, an honest mistake, and to be 100% truthful in my opinion, the officer was doing his job. I'm glad he was doing his job in trying to catch drunk driving assholes and possible weapon theives instead of sitting on the side of the highway generating revenue...I mean...keeping the public safe from deadly speeders.

You looked like a couple of mercenaries just coming back from killing an entire town of Texans at the order of Donald Trump, Im guessing.

"copious" amounts of amunition in a vehicle is never good. But in Arizona, my grandpa carries around several guns and several hundred to a few thousand rounds in his truck, in plain view :) People dont touch his cars.

"copious" amounts of amunition in a vehicle is never good. But in Arizona, my grandpa carries around several guns and several hundred to a few thousand rounds in his truck, in plain view :) People dont touch his cars.

It was actually a light load, just a one night trip. Normally when we go camping, will bring along a few ARs, some AKs/SKSs, and this L1A1 I picked up in Mizzery. Along with all three of my handguns, not just my 1911, some other handguns, a few shot guns, and one time we had a musket, though to tell the honest to God truth, I had no clue how the hell or who the hell brought it. Rumor has it next outing we may have ourselves a fifty. I'm dead set at heading over to CTD and picking up ten rounds of .50 Armor Piercing Incindeary just to say I did...

And your uncle is lucky. Arizona allows for open cary, you damned lucky bastards.

The town laundromat should be named:

"Drop your load and leave"

MMmmmm.... Turbo.....

Yes, AZ is fun because of that reason :)

Most states- "Look! A coyote! I wish we had a gun!"

Arizona- "Look! A coyo.." BOOM!

In the south, everyone kills everything.

thats the way it damn well should be.

Meh, I think it depends on who and what you're killing. Mainly who, though.

mostly anything with four legs

Certain bipeds count as well.

Namely ones that piss me off.

You have to be a bit more careful with that, as you might be shooting at something that can shoot back.

If youre a good shot, it wont have the chance to shoot back.