skeet racing

hai guys, whats new? i just want to let everybody know that i crashed my car skeet racing on the highway. And to make it worst, i was skeet racing a civik. Usually, i know when to quit, i've been around long enough to know when to not race, but apparently i was unlucky that night. Oh, we crashed on a curvy highway. Be safe at there kids.

What happened? Over cook a turn and lose grip?

Or did David Spade run out of the bushes naked spun out on blow he just did off a 18 year old college co-ed's stumach causing you to swerve and crash?


Either story works for me.

How do you crash racing against a civic?

Skeet racing? Dare I ask is this the first person to....well, nevermind.

Give more details.

You crash racing a civic as you are laughing so hard you lose sight of the road, resulting in formentioned crash.

Or, the David Spade thing. Except with more missiles.

How do you crash racing against a civic?

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How do crash racing a Civic.

+2...

How do crash racing a Civic.

Put BurntRice behind the wheel...


OH MAN! HISTORY FLASHBACK!!!:bananasmi

Put BurntRice behind the wheel...


OH MAN! HISTORY FLASHBACK!!!:bananasmi

I've been feeling old all day...don't bring that up cus it will make me feel older of the OLD days of AF.com's street racing section. He and Dampachi...

Well, you are in the new days of AF. as soon as I got here, shit hit the fan.

What did those two do, exactly...?

Sounds like BurntRice either was a horrible driver, or crashed a civic into people on purpose.

Well, you are in the new days of AF. as soon as I got here, shit hit the fan.

What did those two do, exactly...?

Sounds like BurntRice either was a horrible driver, or crashed a civic into people on purpose.

If I remember right didn't he drive like a mid 90's V6 Mustang or a boosted echo? Eh, it's been quite some time since his name was brought up.

oh god, burntrice. He of the 8 million hp boosted echo.

No but seriously, how did you crash racing a civic.

^VTEC kicked in causing everything around the Civic to be demolished or perish eternally.

^^^ not demolish, IMPLODE!

That sux man. Please explain. As of right now I cant figure you crashing without the civic at least mushrooming out.

You attempted a victory barrel roll, didnt you....

Put BurntRice behind the wheel...


OH MAN! HISTORY FLASHBACK!!!:bananasmi

Oh man, you scared me for a second. :runaround:

You attempted a victory barrel roll, didnt you....

Obviously he's not Fox McCloud...:headshake

obviously not. he pushed B too soon and blew himself up with the bomb... without a barrel roll.

tragic.

Haha Dampachi and his v-6 stang (at least I think that was him) Ive been around a while, but not as long as some of you guys:screwy: :icon16:

Damn rice(er) I hope its not too bad...allthough I will admit I was slightly hesitant to open the thread labeled "skeet racing" but as usual curiosity got the best of me!

Skeet racing would end so badly that I think it could only happen once... then everyone is dead.

Skeet racing deaths?

MY BABIES!!!! NO!!!!

skeet skeet, i'm actually taking a break from the scene for a while, i kind of learned my lesson. That was one crazy crash and i'm lucky to be alive. Right now, I am in the process of parting out my car and looking to get a highway cruiser, I'm done skeet racing. (for a while)

^^Oh, so that's how the crash went down. :rolleyes:

Yes... he explained it in the lack of details. Where were you man?

Gotta stay on top of these things.

What the fack is "skeet racing"?

What the fack is "skeet racing"?

Similar to Limp Bizkit, but you don't have to eat the cracker if you loose, you just have to give up the pink slip to your car.


Awww skeet skeet skeet skeet...

I still want someone to tell me how the hell you crashed? I mean, seriously, neither of you are exceptionally fast cars, so it wasn't like it was some 200mph duel or something. Or did you not really crash, and don't have a story, and you lost the car in a bet.

I mean, I've been in school, I know how it goes. One minute your on top of the world, the next you in some opium den in the Chinese area of St. Louis, half naked with your keys on the table because you can't bet your boxer shorts or they'll know you've shit yourself, and you can't remember if the last guy who pulled the trigger in your Russian roulete tourny was the fourth or fifth person to pull the trigger.

Long story short, things worked out pretty well. I can't tell you to much though detail wise. We are still in talks with New Line Cinema for the production deal. Chuck Norris is already signed on to play the History professor who pulled us out of that hell, with Vin Deisel playing my room mate. Right now we don't have any one to play me, but Keiffer has been very open to the project.

I am... astounded at what I just witnessed.

But you would think he would be a bit more...angry? if his car crashed.

Similar to Limp Bizkit, but you don't have to eat the cracker if you loose, you just have to give up the pink slip to your car.


Awww skeet skeet skeet skeet...

I still want someone to tell me how the hell you crashed? I mean, seriously, neither of you are exceptionally fast cars, so it wasn't like it was some 200mph duel or something. Or did you not really crash, and don't have a story, and you lost the car in a bet.

I mean, I've been in school, I know how it goes. One minute your on top of the world, the next you in some opium den in the Chinese area of St. Louis, half naked with your keys on the table because you can't bet your boxer shorts or they'll know you've shit yourself, and you can't remember if the last guy who pulled the trigger in your Russian roulete tourny was the fourth or fifth person to pull the trigger.

Long story short, things worked out pretty well. I can't tell you to much though detail wise. We are still in talks with New Line Cinema for the production deal. Chuck Norris is already signed on to play the History professor who pulled us out of that hell, with Vin Deisel playing my room mate. Right now we don't have any one to play me, but Keiffer has been very open to the project.


I'd pay upwards of $7 to see that movie.


Can I be the Key Grip that gets to hit the Director when Producer Less Grossman tells me to hit him in a fit of rage?

DIET COKE!!!

I'd pay upwards of $7 to see that movie.


Can I be the Key Grip that gets to hit the Director when Producer Less Grossman tells me to hit him in a fit of rage?

DIET COKE!!!

Yes, you can. We also need a good catering company. Chuck said he'd only sign on if we can promise him the blood of a virigin Philipino woman, raw flesh from a fatted calf, and a glass bowl full of brown M&Ms. Oh, we also need someone who can play Hitler wearing a dress...

YOU WILL NEED A FUCKING UN SANCTION TO GET ME OFF YOUR ASS!

Brown M&Ms? Philipino woman?

but why?

Brown M&Ms? Philipino woman?

but why?

Ok, I made up the Philipino woman part. But the brown M&Ms...

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

I really hope you are getting this from a movie or a comedian or something. Because if you arent, I do believe we have awoken in you a monster that can not be slain.

I really hope you are getting this from a movie or a comedian or something. Because if you arent, I do believe we have awoken in you a monster that can not be slain.

Kid's these days, they don't know any of the classics...

Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M2HB Browning Fifty. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. Anyquestions

Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

No Stairway?

DENIED!

This place is in desperate need of an Off-Topic thread. :lol:

Let it be done.....

Shit I should have known Waynes world... its just been YEARS since I have seen that movie, I forgot everything in them.

Forget?!?!? BLASPHEMY!!!!

We'll just cross the Ts and dot the...............and dot the lower case Js.

Do you remember anything from around 6th grade?

I sure as fuck dont, several concusions and broken face bones later.

Do you remember anything from around 6th grade?

I sure as fuck dont, several concusions and broken face bones later.

You were in sixth grade when that movie came out?

Can I be Frank?
Sure, but can I still be Garth?

Weeeellllllll.....

Seeing that Poly was kind enough to give us a "post-whoring" thread (which is stickied up top), I really don't see the need to keep this as a second...

But hey, feel free to carry this convo right on over to the OT thread.

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