Pregnancy Q&A
YogsVR4
10-18-2001, 04:42 PM
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
DVSNCYNIKL
10-18-2001, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid27/ped7db8b543bb589806a3f4f9e8db7722/fe348dc9.gif
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid27/ped7db8b543bb589806a3f4f9e8db7722/fe348dc9.gif
SkYLiNeFrEaK
10-18-2001, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid27/ped7db8b543bb589806a3f4f9e8db7722/fe348dc9.gif
I second that, :haha:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid27/ped7db8b543bb589806a3f4f9e8db7722/fe348dc9.gif
I second that, :haha:
gang$tarr
10-18-2001, 09:28 PM
hahahah, this forum is pure jokes! :hehehe: :hehehe:
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