I too am guilty of raping someone
Twizted_3KGT
08-01-2008, 07:56 PM
Hardly worth a post but since I see we are confessing... :tongue:
Was on the way home from work on the highway tonight, and came upon a '00-ish riced-ish V6 Eclipse. 18ish chrome rims, fart can, high performance stickers, you know the type.
I make my way past him, get off at my exit, and hes tailing me the whole way. He catches a light and he's gone from behind me...for a while. I end up at a light a few miles down the road, 2 lane road which converges into 1, 80-100 meters after the light. And of course, he rolls up next to me with intent to overtake after the light goes green.
This misdeed I could not allow to go unpunished.
I look over at him to give an "are you serious?" or ":sly:" type look, but he doesn't look over at me. No rev or anything. The light goes green and I rev up to 1.5k (thats right, 1.5k!!!), he takes off chirping his tires, and I allow it. Soon as hes about a car out in front, I let my 6-puck grab (from that same 1.5k RPM, aka no launch) and pull back up to his door by the end of 1st. Slap it into 2nd and proceed to blow his doors off through 3rd until he was a good 10 train car lengths behind.
Caught the next light about a half mile down the road and he wouldn't pull up behind me. :rofl: Slowed down wayy before it, guess he was sore from his raping and didnt want to see any gestures (which I would have provided).
Anyways, thats my confession. I willingly raped someone who I knew couldn't defend themselves. :bananasmi
Was on the way home from work on the highway tonight, and came upon a '00-ish riced-ish V6 Eclipse. 18ish chrome rims, fart can, high performance stickers, you know the type.
I make my way past him, get off at my exit, and hes tailing me the whole way. He catches a light and he's gone from behind me...for a while. I end up at a light a few miles down the road, 2 lane road which converges into 1, 80-100 meters after the light. And of course, he rolls up next to me with intent to overtake after the light goes green.
This misdeed I could not allow to go unpunished.
I look over at him to give an "are you serious?" or ":sly:" type look, but he doesn't look over at me. No rev or anything. The light goes green and I rev up to 1.5k (thats right, 1.5k!!!), he takes off chirping his tires, and I allow it. Soon as hes about a car out in front, I let my 6-puck grab (from that same 1.5k RPM, aka no launch) and pull back up to his door by the end of 1st. Slap it into 2nd and proceed to blow his doors off through 3rd until he was a good 10 train car lengths behind.
Caught the next light about a half mile down the road and he wouldn't pull up behind me. :rofl: Slowed down wayy before it, guess he was sore from his raping and didnt want to see any gestures (which I would have provided).
Anyways, thats my confession. I willingly raped someone who I knew couldn't defend themselves. :bananasmi
sLADe781
08-02-2008, 08:44 PM
^^PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - "This misdeed I could not allow to go unpunished." - that was great...loved every word of it!!! :p
AutostradaVR4
08-03-2008, 12:27 AM
ROFL...good read...
jason_bet
08-04-2008, 01:27 AM
HAHAHA Love it..
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