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Alright first off my apologizies for not following up my original post but i have been out of town at MINI TAKES THE STATES which was wicked fit. Anyway that is not the reason for the post, I am revisiting my previous post about racing the talon and focus SVT. Well i never i got to race the talon but i did find out what it could do (more on that later). That afternoon i met up with the SVT and we ran from a dig once at twenty and once at fourty. His exhaust sounded rich but his performance flailed on the road. I had about ten car lengths on him from the roll at twenty and about 8 car lenghths on him from the roll at 40. Both times we lifted at around 110 simply due to traffic. Unfortunately his hoe made him come pick her up so he couldn't come with me to meet up with the Talon. Now it gets interesting!!:naughty:
I met the Talon at a meet outside of an old wallmart. There were about fifty others cars there ranging from ricer civic's to three second vett's. I was walking round in a type of trance looking at all of the gorgeous cars and listening to the adrenaline fueled wastegates of EVO's and STI's. Anyway orgasms aside I met up with Travis(Talon) and we began to talk, some faggot ricers called him out and he ripped them another one and then came back to race me. We had to wait a while because his car was blocked in but finally the G35 infront moved and we pulled onto the road. There was a mustang cobra and a nissan z infront of us on the line and someone was counting them off. Just as the primer dropped his hands two piggies squealed out of an adjacent parking lot and blocked the street. The two cars slammed on their brakes and turned back into the parking lot quickly. One of the cop cars turned and hauled ass after the car. The z and 35 quickly pulled over and stepped out of their cars to their fate. Travis and I however were now lined up suspiciously like we were going to race and the second cop car was up the street watching us. Travis pulled infront of me and we both began to drive off calmly acting as if we had never planned to race. THis cop however was having none of it. As we past him doing the perfect speedlimit he spun his car round and began tailing us.
The knob followed us for freaking two miles and then decided he was going to be a bitch and flick on the lights. I had never been pulled over before and my heart was beating out of my chest. Travis however was having none of this he flipped his car into N and gave a HUGE!! blast on his accelerator. The exhaust sounded like satan screaming. Tires squeeled and he was gone, I mean literally gone............gone!!! He was on snider rd AKA The Straight. Three miles of straight road with only one traffic light. The cop pulled after him but i could see his lights vanishing into the distance. The bobby gave chase and i just sat in my car transfixed by the chase taking place before me. I felt so terrified and excited at the same time i didn't know what to do. In the end i turned around and just went home still stunned by my predicament. I just hoped he had got away. The next day i got a text message from Travis saying just this "I always win off of a dig!!". I laughed and continued eating my cereal, now i have to race him.

to three second vett's.

So...the people in your area bring out blown alcohol funny cars? Three seconds? In what, the 1/15th mile? Or are you those kids who only race 0-60 and then call it?

some faggot ricers
Takes a big man to call someone else gay when they drive a Mini...even Whalberg couldn't make them look cool, and he was Bob Lee Fucking Swagger...

listening to the adrenaline fueled wastegates of EVO's and STI's.

Adrenaline fueled wastegates? Whats it like living in a constant preview for The Fast and The Furious?

The knob followed us for freaking two miles and then decided he was going to be a bitch and flick on the lights.

Why was he a bitch? You were street racing, and if you didn't race, you were still AT the races with knowledge of what was going on. A buddy of mine got nabbed last weekend and spent the night in Mansfield hoarding the egg rolls (inside joke) because he was at the races, and he didn't even have his car.

So...the people in your area bring out blown alcohol funny cars? Three seconds? In what, the 1/15th mile? Or are you those kids who only race 0-60 and then call it?

I was just saying the vette's get to 60 in three seconds, that is very fast in my opinion


Takes a big man to call someone else gay when they drive a Mini...even Whalberg couldn't make them look cool, and he was Bob Lee Fucking Swagger...

The mini cooper was originally a rallly car and still is famous for its performance on the track. The mazda speed three however is famous for nothing. And it takes an even bigger man to comment on that when they drive a three speed anyway


Adrenaline fueled wastegates? Whats it like living in a constant preview for The Fast and The Furious?

Detail fuels stories and makes them more exciting. I know you are just picking on me but i would love to race you and see you keep picking on me.



Why was he a bitch? You were street racing, and if you didn't race, you were still AT the races with knowledge of what was going on. A buddy of mine got nabbed last weekend and spent the night in Mansfield hoarding the egg rolls (inside joke) because he was at the races, and he didn't even have his car.
He followed us for miles before he flicked on his lights. That was the bitch part. Again nothing odd in this claim just Cassie picking on me again.
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I was just saying the vette's get to 60 in three seconds, that is very fast in my opinion


The Zed does 0-60 in three stock...so you were surpised by...?

The mini cooper was originally a rallly car and still is famous for its performance on the track. The mazda speed three however is famous for nothing. And it takes an even bigger man to comment on that when they drive a three speed anyway.

I didn't buy the car because of its famous history, I bought it for what it is now. People who buy cars, excuse me, who have daddy buy them their car, on nothing other than what it represented back in the sixties are no better than those people who buy cars to get them laid.

Detail fuels stories and makes them more exciting. I know you are just picking on me but i would love to race you and see you keep picking on me.

Details are good when actually talking about the race. Not sitting in the parking lot masturbating over cars that stock would whup your ass in sixth gear. But hey, bring it on down here and I'll run ya. Oh, and that being said...what the hell is an adrenaline fueled waste gate? I'm a self admitted adrenaline junkey, so I might want one of those...

He followed us for miles before he flicked on his lights. That was the bitch part. Again nothing odd in this claim just Cassie picking on me again.

Actually, thats the way it always goes. They are running your plates to see what pops up in the system. Chances are even though he didn't come after you, he put your plates in the system anyway and is marking this as your "verbal warning", so next time you get stopped, you get a ticket. Every time I've been stopped the cop as followed me for about two-three miles before hitting the lights.

Anyway, keep on posting these stories up, they give me something to laugh at when C&H and xkcd aren't being updated.

3 second vettes? What the hell?

The Zed does 0-60 in three stock...so you were surpised by...?



I didn't buy the car because of its famous history, I bought it for what it is now. People who buy cars, excuse me, who have daddy buy them their car, on nothing other than what it represented back in the sixties are no better than those people who buy cars to get them laid.



Details are good when actually talking about the race. Not sitting in the parking lot masturbating over cars that stock would whup your ass in sixth gear. But hey, bring it on down here and I'll run ya. Oh, and that being said...what the hell is an adrenaline fueled waste gate? I'm a self admitted adrenaline junkey, so I might want one of those...



Actually, thats the way it always goes. They are running your plates to see what pops up in the system. Chances are even though he didn't come after you, he put your plates in the system anyway and is marking this as your "verbal warning", so next time you get stopped, you get a ticket. Every time I've been stopped the cop as followed me for about two-three miles before hitting the lights.

Anyway, keep on posting these stories up, they give me something to laugh at when C&H and xkcd aren't being updated.
The 2009 650hp vette does 0-60 in 3.5 seconds you little schoolgirl. I would know cause my "DADDY" is thinking about picking one up as a play thing you poor fuck!!

You are a stupid fuck for thinking that people don't by cars because of what they represent. That is why the vette, m3, mustang, and ford f150 truck is continually purchased. Because they represent a long tradition of drivers each looking for something different. Why do you think there are hundreds of classic car magazines because people appreciate what their cars represent. You are just pissed cause you mazda represents a mother who loves taking her kids to school in something else than a minivan. I Just returned from mini takes the states which is the single biggest gathering of one type of car in the NATION. That is because the car is appreciated. The mini has a history that has been improved and presevered.

Where do you live? You think i won't come? Depending on when and where i could fucking fly my car and me down there on my dads jet. Or wait maybe i will buy another car when i get their then let you keep it. You are in a different class to me. I am in the class that you work for FAG!!!

I know they are running my plates you simple little fuck. It is now done wirelessly and they don't have to do anything. The computers on the cars take a digital reading of the cars plates in front and do it all in about fifteen seconds.

The 2009 650hp vette does 0-60 in 3.5 seconds you little schoolgirl. I would know cause my "DADDY" is thinking about picking one up as a play thing you poor fuck!!

And the Z06 does it in 3.7. Whats your point? Your dad is buying a ZR1. Good for him. You still drive a piece of shit Mini that you didn't even buy.

You are a stupid fuck for thinking that people don't by cars because of what they represent. That is why the vette, m3, mustang, and ford f150 truck is continually purchased.

I never said they didn't, I just said I think its weak. I don't want an M3 because the E30 was a abd ass car in 89. I want an M3 because the current E90 is fucking nuts. I don't want a Z06 because the first Corvette was a decent little car, I want one because its a god damned beast. I don't care about what the car used to be. I care about what it is now. But hey, whatever helps you sleep at night with your Mini.

You are just pissed cause you mazda represents a mother who loves taking her kids to school in something else than a minivan.

Actually, if you wanna play the history/herritage game, I'm pretty sure Mazda can fall back on some pretty impressive stuff. I seem to remember a certain Le Mans...But hey, it doesn't bother me because I really don't judge myself by the car I drive.

Where do you live? You think i won't come? Depending on when and where i could fucking fly my car and me down there on my dads jet. Or wait maybe i will buy another car when i get their then let you keep it. You are in a different class to me. I am in the class that you work for FAG!!!

Texas. Bring it on down homeboy, you can coordinate with jeepgclwj, and we can all have a nice run.

I know they are running my plates you simple little fuck. It is now done wirelessly and they don't have to do anything. The computers on the cars take a digital reading of the cars plates in front and do it all in about fifteen seconds.

Then don't act like a little girl and get pissed off at the cops.

3 second vettes? What the hell?

His Mini is so fast that the only people who will race him drive blown alcohol funny cars that run 3 second 1/4 miles...

Texas. Bring it on down homeboy, you can coordinate with jeepgclwj, and we can all have a nice run.


Dude, I like you but I wouldnt try and provoke him. His mini can take down modded focus's.

:p


Why isnt the OP banned yet? He is the definition of a tool.

PS- OP, maybe you should list the mods on your kill so it doesnt seem as sad.

To be honest I think the whole story is bullshit...

Sounds like he spent the last week writing this crazy ass story up...

This guy reminds me of that guy who said his grandmother bought an SRT-4..

If your daddy got it like that run to the bank and pull out some money and come on down to Texas for some good old fun. I'm here and so is Cassiesman... Show me what the sissy cooper can do..

The 2009 650hp vette does 0-60 in 3.5 seconds you little schoolgirl. I would know cause my "DADDY" is thinking about picking one up as a play thing you poor fuck!!

Where do you live? You think i won't come? Depending on when and where i could fucking fly my car and me down there on my dads jet. Or wait maybe i will buy another car when i get their then let you keep it. You are in a different class to me. I am in the class that you work for FAG!!!

lmao who are you paris hilton? jesus christ kid you're so ignorant and naive it's mind-blowing. you seem to have made the false presumption that money and respect are directly correlated :shakehead. although there is more than likely a correlation between the name of your car and the size of your balls.

why would you even join a car forum if you don't know SHIT about cars? unless you just joined so you can try and show off your overpriced piece of shit that you didn't even pay for. it sounds like your dad just showers you with money so he doesn't have to spend any time with you. which seems to make perfect sense that not having a fatherly figure in your life has made you gay. but unfortunately for you no matter how big your dad's wallet is you cannot buy heterosexuality, so sorry you're stuck the way you are :gay:. i spent (of my own money) less than half of what you spent on your car and i could run circles around you. oh yeah and my car has more "history" as well.

sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up boy.

DottedPanda...

Your parents don't love each other anymore and its your fault. You are no longer daddy's favorite little oops.

I always thought the mini cooper came with a tool bag.

I always thought the mini cooper came with a tool bag.

No. The Mini is a chick car, so its more like a douche bag.

Wow, lmao after reading all of this. Anyone remember 'That 70's Show'? Cause I feel a particular quote is needed after all that....BURN!!!!

Thread closed kiddies...:rolleyes: