Why drinking makes you smarter.
taranaki
03-10-2003, 12:50 PM
The Buffalo Theory...........
"Well ya see Norm, its like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. Thats why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
I'll drink to that!:bandit:
"Well ya see Norm, its like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. Thats why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
I'll drink to that!:bandit:
Little Burner
03-10-2003, 12:53 PM
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me 2
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me 2
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YogsVR4
03-10-2003, 01:13 PM
I knew their was a good reason I keep telling my wife to keep cold beer in the fridge.
tonioseven
03-10-2003, 03:33 PM
Taranaki is the F'in man!!!:ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper Now to go get a drink to test the theory...
Oz
03-10-2003, 04:43 PM
:ylsuper
SiRI
03-10-2003, 06:20 PM
Haahh ive heard that one before
ci5ic
03-10-2003, 07:51 PM
That's like the bear attack theory...
You don't have to run faster than the bear that's attacking you, you just have to run faster than the other people you're with.
You don't have to run faster than the bear that's attacking you, you just have to run faster than the other people you're with.
Jay!
03-10-2003, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by ci5ic
That's like the bear attack theory...
You don't have to run faster than the bear that's attacking you, you just have to run faster than the other people you're with. I have always felt there was a flaw in the Bear Attack theory...
If you were to run, intending to run faster then me, then I would play dead, and you'd be the only target... ;)
That's like the bear attack theory...
You don't have to run faster than the bear that's attacking you, you just have to run faster than the other people you're with. I have always felt there was a flaw in the Bear Attack theory...
If you were to run, intending to run faster then me, then I would play dead, and you'd be the only target... ;)
tonioseven
03-10-2003, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by jay@af
I have always felt there was a flaw in the Bear Attack theory...
If you were to run, intending to run faster then me, then I would play dead, and you'd be the only target... ;) That deserves another drink!:buck :jump:
I have always felt there was a flaw in the Bear Attack theory...
If you were to run, intending to run faster then me, then I would play dead, and you'd be the only target... ;) That deserves another drink!:buck :jump:
TheNotoriousMogg
03-11-2003, 02:32 AM
I drink and it makes me fat...motherfuc*ers :finger:
Purpura Delujo
03-11-2003, 02:46 AM
Originally posted by jay@af
I have always felt there was a flaw in the Bear Attack theory...
If you were to run, intending to run faster then me, then I would play dead, and you'd be the only target... ;)
Bears still eat dead things if they need to. :D
Thats a good one Naki :ylsuper
I have always felt there was a flaw in the Bear Attack theory...
If you were to run, intending to run faster then me, then I would play dead, and you'd be the only target... ;)
Bears still eat dead things if they need to. :D
Thats a good one Naki :ylsuper
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