Old Tombstones

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903 - Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.

In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist all dressed up and no place to go.

On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102.
The Good Die Young.

In a London, England cemetery:
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid but died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
Anna Wallace:
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.

In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me for not rising

In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.

In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays The Kid.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.

A lawyer's epitaph in England:
Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.

John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:
Reader, if cash thou art in want of any, Dig 6 feet deep;
And thou wilt find a Penny.

In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
On the 22nd of June,
Jonathan Fiddle
Went out of tune.

Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont
Here lies the body of our Anna -
Done to death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.

On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts:
Under the sod and under the trees,
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod.
Pease shelled out and went to God.

heheh those are wikked i wish i had those...........:D

edit :i mean when i die i wish someone makes me one of those

ROFL

:lol2::ylsuper

Nice find Yogs ;)

Originally posted by De$i Gank$ta
heheh those are wikked i wish i had those...........:D

edit :i mean when i die i wish someone makes me one of those

Here's one for you...


Here lies Desi,
In life he was clean,
but in death, he was messy... ? LOL I dunno.

Um...

How about this for yours:

Desi Ganksta
"brb"

Originally posted by ci5ic


Here's one for you...


Here lies Desi,
In life he was clean,
but in death, he was messy... ? LOL I dunno.

Um...

How about this for yours:

Desi Ganksta
"brb"

excellent now all i have to do is write those down somewhere and keep them for about 70 years (i'll be 84 then)..........and then i'll have to tell my grandsons to put taht on there for me..........................thanks..............:D

those are funny as hell man:frog:

While in the Army at Ft. Stewart GA, we were having a 2 week field problem and came across a tomb stone from the late 1800's and it said

we will meat again

notice how meet is spelled!