help me out here guys,my c.v needs a boost!

I'm reading through my personal papers and my c.v is looking a bit sad.What I really need are some references and testimonials to beef it up a bit,preferably from famous and useful people....;)

If you think you could whip up a nifty letter of reccomendation for me in the style of,say Bill Gates, or Jean Todt, or Pope John Paul II...Photoshopped onto letterhead would be good......:cool:


ANYTHING FOR A LAUGH!:frog: