Humor
"Pandamonium"
03-06-2003, 04:05 PM
A man and woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable unfaithfulness when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9 year old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, and then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy,what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young
age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?
The Panda made me do it!!!
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Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9 year old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, and then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy,what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young
age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?
The Panda made me do it!!!
:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh
YellowMaranello
03-06-2003, 04:13 PM
hahaha, nice one. Where've you been?
supratuner
03-06-2003, 05:08 PM
LMAO
SiRI
03-06-2003, 05:55 PM
Ahh thats just horrible :o
Toksin
03-06-2003, 06:01 PM
ROFL
Oz
03-06-2003, 08:22 PM
:hehehe:
ac427cpe
03-06-2003, 11:31 PM
:lol2:
Jimster
03-07-2003, 01:24 AM
LOL!!!!!:lol2:
tazdev
03-07-2003, 04:39 AM
ROFL
Little Burner
03-07-2003, 05:05 AM
:hehehe::cwn27:
I-Tech
03-07-2003, 05:07 AM
Nice one, Panda ;)
speediva
03-07-2003, 07:06 AM
Proof that public schools ARE working with your tax dollars. ;)
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
Graphik Styles
03-07-2003, 07:07 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Proof that public schools ARE working with your tax dollars. ;)
That was a good one.
hahahah so tru................:hehehe::hehehe:
Proof that public schools ARE working with your tax dollars. ;)
That was a good one.
hahahah so tru................:hehehe::hehehe:
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