Women are Evil !
RazorGTR
03-05-2003, 08:22 AM
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever & evil. Don't mess with them
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever & evil. Don't mess with them
esp
03-05-2003, 10:06 AM
repost
i have heard that one in many many different forms before.
i have heard that one in many many different forms before.
SiRI
03-05-2003, 10:40 AM
still a classic :p
women... cant live with em'... cant kill em' :rolleyes:
:hehehe:
women... cant live with em'... cant kill em' :rolleyes:
:hehehe:
jon@af
03-05-2003, 09:51 PM
Nice, Ill have to remember that if I ever get into a car accident.
Misundaztood
03-05-2003, 10:05 PM
It's sad that the vast majority of women are just like that.:(
Purpura Delujo
03-06-2003, 12:31 AM
:hehehe: I havn't heard that before, but have heard a couple like that. I think that would probably happen, but not with all women.
Jonno
03-06-2003, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by Lowryda
:hehehe: I havn't heard that before, but have heard a couple like that. I think that would probably happen, but not with all women.
True, so true ;)
:hehehe: I havn't heard that before, but have heard a couple like that. I think that would probably happen, but not with all women.
True, so true ;)
Little Burner
03-06-2003, 02:19 AM
That is so fucked I would:biggrin2:the bitch before the cops came!!
RazorGTR
03-06-2003, 08:08 AM
Originally posted by esp
repost
i have heard that one in many many different forms before.
Repost means it has been on THIS forums before. Do a search and it hasn't. Who care what was posted on another forums so :finger:
repost
i have heard that one in many many different forms before.
Repost means it has been on THIS forums before. Do a search and it hasn't. Who care what was posted on another forums so :finger:
S Brake
03-06-2003, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by RazorGTR
Repost means it has been on THIS forums before. Do a search and it hasn't. Who care what was posted on another forums so :finger: Actually it has (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=38517&highlight=wine) but its been almost a year so who cares.
Repost means it has been on THIS forums before. Do a search and it hasn't. Who care what was posted on another forums so :finger: Actually it has (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=38517&highlight=wine) but its been almost a year so who cares.
Diesel2NR
03-06-2003, 05:38 PM
There was one posted more recently I think that involved a Navy Man getting an Army Man drunk in the same format...The navy is also evil...
esp
03-06-2003, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by RazorGTR
Repost means it has been on THIS forums before. Do a search and it hasn't. Who care what was posted on another forums so :finger:
Originally posted by snowboarder
Actually it has (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=38517&highlight=wine) but its been almost a year so who cares.
OWNED
just playing it wasn't a big deal
Repost means it has been on THIS forums before. Do a search and it hasn't. Who care what was posted on another forums so :finger:
Originally posted by snowboarder
Actually it has (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=38517&highlight=wine) but its been almost a year so who cares.
OWNED
just playing it wasn't a big deal
RazorGTR
03-07-2003, 12:15 AM
DOH
Damn did a search but came up with nothing. Sorry dude
Damn did a search but came up with nothing. Sorry dude
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