Hi

Been a while since i was on, i find myself coming back more and more and reading threads, trying to get addicted to AF again. I've had some new mods done to the scoob since i last posted to. Exedy clutch, aem pulleys, turboxs turbo back exhaust, turboxs short ram intake...and i tinted the windows cause my eyes are shitty and i hate the sun...lol


http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f191/joshjake2003/outer.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f191/joshjake2003/exhaust.jpg
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f191/joshjake2003/engine.jpg


Next up im taking it up to AMS to get it tuned this summer.

Oh man... Sexyyyy.


Oh, and the car is nice.



:lol:

Oh man... Sexyyyy.


Oh, and the car is nice.



:lol:



:tongue:


get a datsun!

i want AWD. . .


fucker welcome back

i want AWD. . .


fucker welcome back


Thanks man


Yeah, even if i end up getting rid of this car someday i'm never owning another car that isn't AWD....love it...

that lil thing's probably a beast. nice.

youre just teasing me i effin love STis. lookin good boss. keep us posted!

Damn man, welcome back. Car looks very nice. You should bring it to COBB out here instead. :biggrin:

Damn man, welcome back. Car looks very nice. You should bring it to COBB out here instead. :biggrin:



Mormans scare me... :tongue:



I've been talking about road tripping it out west for a while now to meet some of the AFers out that way, i need to put up or shut up, and that would be a good reason to head that way. I'm just not good at saving money, i like to spend it before it burns a hole in my pocket..lol Thank you for the compliments.

Mormans scare me... :tongue:



I've been talking about road tripping it out west for a while now to meet some of the AFers out that way, i need to put up or shut up, and that would be a good reason to head that way. I'm just not good at saving money, i like to spend it before it burns a hole in my pocket..lol Thank you for the compliments.

Mainly you just want to come see me... screw the rest...

:lol:


Plus I keep talking about how great California is with the weather.. the ladies... the cars. Josh keeps telling me about Illinois....... how it has... snow ... corn... lack of women. He pretty much discribes it as a frozen sausage fest.

I'm pretty sure I don't want to visit that...

Plus I keep talking about how great California is with the weather.. the ladies... the cars. Josh keeps telling me about Illinois....... how it has... snow ... corn... lack of women. He pretty much discribes it as a frozen
sausage fest.

And he calls Mormons scary. I'm going to have nightmares for weeks about Illinois. :runaround:

that describes the midwest if you ask me. all the ladies that are '10s' are married or knocked up already. its quite frustrating. but in cali and florida, they are everywhere so say the least. ffs, we were getting gas in georgia, and just a crappy van pulls up in front of us. out pour 4 of the hottest girls we have seen in awhile, that wasnt on tv.

. out pour 4 of the hottest girls we have seen in awhile, that wasnt on tv.



:mad: See in illinois it would have been a family of people that collectively have like....3 teeth....



Seriously though Illinois women aren't bad...it's just the weather that pisses me off..it is nice having AWD in the snow though.

So, they must have invented the tooth brush in Illinois since anywhere else they would have called it a teeth brush?

Wow, been a while since I last saw the Scooby. Good to see you finaly threw those STi badges on there to make it more official...:biggrin:

So, I leave Utah, and now you decide you want to travel west? What about East and North...near Montreal? Canadian women> Cali Women :grinyes:

I know what you mean about AWD though. I finally got to test drive an Evo..."wink wink". Congrats on the status of your Scoob. Who knows, maybe I'll make a special trip again for the sake of getting wasted with my fellow white man.

Wow, been a while since I last saw the Scooby. Good to see you finaly threw those STi badges on there to make it more official...:biggrin:

So, I leave Utah, and now you decide you want to travel west? What about East and North...near Montreal? Canadian women> Cali Women :grinyes:

I know what you mean about AWD though. I finally got to test drive an Evo..."wink wink". Congrats on the status of your Scoob. Who knows, maybe I'll make a special trip again for the sake of getting wasted with my fellow white man.


Casey Cain!!!

lol

Good times, i'm limited on funds right now, i had a lot of unexpected expenses this winter so my plans got set back big time, but hell....you can make the trip out west with me, it will be a travel/drunk fest.

Casey Cain!!!

lol

Good times, i'm limited on funds right now, i had a lot of unexpected expenses this winter so my plans got set back big time, but hell....you can make the trip out west with me, it will be a travel/drunk fest.

That name still reminds me of how lucky we were...LOL!

A good ol' fashion travelling drunk fest sounds good to me!

Why is it so dead in here? This thread should be on the second page by now...grrrr


Is iggy not keeping up with advertising the site or something??

It has been going down for a while lately. Who knows about the advertising part?

To speed up the process, maybe I'll just start making threads about each letter of the alphabet, and then start with numbers after I complete that assignment.

oooo numbers.

well, all the additional adds arent exactly helping that much. the first post of every thread has an ad in it. its rather annoying.

Can we have the colors after the numbers?

Mmmmm colors wouldn't be a bad choice, but I was planning on whipping out the dictionary and randomly selecting a word and then try to use it in a sentence...

Funny thing, just sitting here the word Crayon popped into my mind....honestly, Crayon sounds like the coolest damn word in the world.

/randomness

the randomness just started, why end it?

number 612.66. what does it mean? i was told its a great number for days before teh internets.

Most likely a radio frequency or something.

Randomness.

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image020.jpg

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/Ghetto_Breakdown.jpg

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image027.jpg

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image204.jpg

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image042.png

:rofl:

Pretty sure that superman graph made me crap myself laughing. And, to continue this spree of randomness.... I pose a question.

What the hell would a penis be doing going to mars?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/cassiesman/Nevergonna.jpg


Golden!

Never gonna give you up!!!

im starting to worry how cassies finds random things like these, cuz they are too funny and random :icon16:

He learned it from me... back in the day.

When I used to rock the 'fro! http://smiliesftw.com/x/afro.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)

Actually, some of those are random, and some of those I made. The randomness does indeed come from the teachings of -The Stig-. The ones I make come from the deep, dark depths of my socially unacceptable mind and anti social tendancies. I once had a shrink say he would love to see in my mind. I told him no you don't, because it'll scare the shit out of you and give you nightmares, but you wouldn't be able to get out because you'd be to affraid you'd miss something good.

I made the Rick Astley one, and I make almost all the motivational posters I post. In TorchedRed birthday's thread, I made the second 50 cent reference, the first one I found.

Cassies is an evil genius. I have seen this genius and it is indeed frightening, then i realized my eclipse was faster and i had a chance to get away.

But seriously

Josh loves the AWD, you can't live without it. You can try, you can imitate its ass-end corner taking with a RWD 240, or its badass 4cyl setups with SR, but really there is nothing better than having 2 extra drivewheels when your late for that doctors appointment in the snow. Or just for no reason at all on an abandoned snow covered road.

I have seen the light.

There is some program that you can make those graphs on I think, i recognize the format of them. But it takes a true spawn of satan to think up the shit Cassies does.

And it may be more effective to have AWD in the snow when you need to go faster, but what is more intense/dangerous/fun is getting the biggest fucking vehicle you own and going balls out and running every single stop sign and red light because your herculean amounts of momentum prevent you from stopping.

I hold no responsibility for any deaths resulting from this post.

^^lol. ive seen it happen. a garbage truck took out a ford f150 in 2 seconds that way. it wasnt pretty, and i felt lucky as none of the glass hit me or my car. the f150 guy got out, no scratches, but the truck was totaled. the garbage truck looked the exact same too, no dent or anything.

cassies is an evil genius. make up a bunch of things and try and get a show. get a 20+million contract from mtv, and there you have it. rich as heck.

Lol, one of these days I might. The best thing is, I'll post something and get responses like "Oh shit..." or along those lines, and I'm thinking hey, thats really about six tenths, I got more room to go. Just ask me sometime about my Surprise Butt Sex How Too. Quite the informative DIY.

And Sleeper, man, I wish I had one more chance at that Eclipse before I got rid of Cassie. I had a touch more under the hood that may have made it a better fight. Ah well, all in the past now. Gotta keep up focus on the Speed. Test pipe going in next week and resonators are getting hacked out of the cat back...Straight pipe for the win!

Just ask me sometime about my Surprise Butt Sex How Too. Quite the informative DIY.

Dear lord, what hath you wrought?

Just ask me sometime about my Surprise Butt Sex How Too. Quite the informative DIY.


I've taken the course, but step #12 is... just wrong!:disappoin




:boink:

I've taken the course, but step #12 is... just wrong!


It may not be the way God intended it to happen, but its a much more effective way, once you manage to get past the screaming.

I've taken the course, but step #12 is... just wrong!:disappoin




:boink:


I'm still sore :frown:

DIY for surprise butt secks:

1. Be prepared. Know when your wife or girl will be asleep, and make sure you rig it so that she has some skimpy underwear, or none at all. Have the axle grease, or at least a Costco/Sam's Club three gallons of lube ready as well. Best to hide it under the bed.

2. Concoct a good story. Like your going out with your looser forum buddies on a wild ass cruise around Beach street.

3. Sneak into your house like a fucking ninja. Not just any ninja, but a fucking ninja. If you sneak in like a mother fucking ninja, though, you may accidentally kill someone.

4. Get hard before you get into bed. You can't do surprise butt secks if you need to start rubbing one out while in bed. So look at some pr0n before hand, or, if you are Vic or Jason, you might want to check out some goatse pictures.

5. Apply the axle grease or lube very liberally. Make sure to be gentle though, you don't want to wake up the victi...your wife/girl.

6. Line up the target. You need to make sure you have a good lock on, because it will be slippery, and you may miss.

7. Shout "SURPRISE BUTT SEX" as loud as you can, and strike before she has time to clench.

There you have it, surprise butt secks. If that doesn't work, try the PATRIOT MISSILE!!!!!!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h92/nacmacfeagle/watermark.jpg

http://sinth.info/pix/surprise%20buttsex.jpg

http://www.drinkalot.com/_pictures/surprise_buttsex.jpg

Ahhh... Good times.

is there not a way to protect against the dreaded brown mushroom??

is there not a way to protect against the dreaded brown mushroom??

Yes, but it takes too much preperation and may wake the vic...your wife or girl. The key is a quick special forces style attack. Get in get off get out. You may want to check your local rules and regulations, though. Some places do construe surprise butt sex as rape.

rape?? Pfft. I don't think so. If she cried rape where will she live??

rape?? Pfft. I don't think so. If she cried rape where will she live??

It can't be rape, your honnor, the plantiff never said no.

SHE WAS UNCONSCIOUS!

She still never said no...

Remember, its not rape, they just forgot the safe word.

does her being unconcious count as necrophelia?

she also never said YES, but if you are able to do it swiftly enough you can perform a barrel roll and get out of harms way before she even realized who or what just did her in the butt. Upon execution of formentioned barrel roll, be wary of the proboscus, as you may slam it into a nightstand or coffee table, or fall on it.