Best Quotes on AF

I know there was a thread that already done this but I cant find it now. Everyone posted what they thought was the funniest or best quote from all the forums.
I know there has to be some great ones by now, what ya got?? I know someone on here that needs a laugh because home life isn't going too well. I thought it would be a great idea.......so here it goes...


Refering to calling a "help" line and getting the run around, so he decided to waste the operators time with pointless questions....
9)does he have a girlfriend or special animal friend (no sir, can i help you with anything else)

Got a better one? post please!!

I think a lot of us have been here to long to remember. :lol:

Schiz...there were a lot. I like one of Dante's, I'd have tos earch around a bit though.

Wait, I got the best! Not a quote, just...is.

The AF Matron!!!

there was a funny post i'd put in here, but my search isn't working too well...so here's one of my posts that i thought was funny

Boooooo Kia Booooooo

might as well do this to yourself
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h95/exqzmesxi14/2p0m8.gif

Wow, this is turning out to be a fail thread...:frown:

Anyway, Testing a broken seat belt....
how to test seat belt retracter:
step 1: pick up retracter
step 2: find fat chick
step 3: throw retracter at fat chick

does it knock her out cold? if yes the retracter is good, if no u need another retracter and another fat chick to throw the new one at

found that info on a gm website, true story

After seeing pics of a new street bike....
is that dent in the muffler stock or aftermarket?

Car needs an alignment? Don't try this....

We loosened the bolts on that bottem stabalizer bar or whatever its called, Then we chained the actual subframe onto a poll so the car wouldnt slide and hooked the winch onto the axle and winched it over, then put the bolts back in on that bottem bar, then where oblonged shaped, Was the only way we could move it over with all the other crap thats hooked onto it.

Earlsfat to the rescue....

I DEMAND that you go now and find something REALLY funny... cause what you just posted was about as funny as having a bunyon on your nuts.

Apparently a few ppl got a kick out of my response to this Acura owner's post from the thread found here... http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=362659&page=4 (http://%5BURL=%22http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=362659&page=4%22)

Great, now these two butt buddies came on here to critisize other people :rolleyes:

You guys don't even know half the story behind destroitmuscle15. It might have not been a great video, but it's better than half of these "kill" stories on here.

Besides, burnouts aren't exactly exciting anyways. You can put 20 "donuts" in a video and I'll still yawn after watching it. That wasn't the point of this video, it was about detroitmuscle15.

This must be the ingredients for a "awesome" video you 2 would make:

2 guys with mullets
3 Punk/Rock songs
2 Muscle cars with 30L engines that can only go straight and flip as soon as you enter a turn going over 100 mph
10 donuts
50 gallons of gas wasted in 2 minutes
4 races against pickup trucks who happen to have a dog in the back
...did I miss anything?
that was pretty lame, you must be powered by honda.

Well, we got a bus and a pile of has beens.

I think that counts as a tour.
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NO MORE DOTS JUDGE!!!

Any.quotes.by.him.when.his.keyboard.was.broke.brin gs.back.some.funny.memories.
Especially.the.thread.where.we.all.did.it.

ah memories...good times good times :smooch:

I don't have a quote at this moment, but in the next "AF quotes" thread I'm going to quote Genopsyde's post and say "Here's a guy who's so funny he had to quote himself!":tongue:

"Mommy, whats that monkey doing?"

"OH GOD!! STOP LOOKING AT THE MONKEY!!!!!!"

Quotes of AF Yogs, not what happened to you as a child.

I don't have a quote at this moment, but in the next "AF quotes" thread I'm going to quote Genopsyde's post and say "Here's a guy who's so funny he had to quote himself!":tongue:
Least he had a quote. :tongue:
:lol:

Found a "sayings" thread...
when a place is crowded: damn this place is packed tighter than (pick a friend)s ass at a boy scout meeting.

Things to do in a public restroom..
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"