You Might Be....

> >You must be an IOWAN if...
> >
> >
> >You've never met any celebrities.
> >
> >Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
> >highway. sorta, it is quite annoying
> >
> >"Vacation" means driving through the Amanas, going to Adventureland or
> >Okoboji.
> >
> >You've seen all the biggest bands ten y! ears after they were popular.
> >
> >Snow tires are standard on your car.
> >
> >You think Cookies BBQ Sauce is good. (actually, it's the BEST there
> >is!!!!!)
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> >You "go into town"
> >
> >The local bar has Busch Light and Milwaukee's Best on Tap..
> >
> >You have no concept of public transportation.
> >
> >The only reason you go to Missouri is for fireworks
> >
> >You wear shorts when it's 50 degrees out in March, but bundle up and
> >complain in August when it goes below 60 degrees.
> >
> >You have gone trick-or-treating in 2 feet of snow.
> >
> >You warsh your clothes.
> >
> >State Wresting was a big deal at your high school
> >
> >You measure distance in minutes
> >
> >The nearest GAP is at least 90 minutes away
> >
> >Down south to you means Missouri
> >
> >You know several people who have hit a deer hehe, i'm makin fun of a girl right now for hitting 2 deer at the same time
> >
> >You were allowed to get a "sch! ool permit" to drive at age 14 if you lived
> >more than a mile from school is this not legal in other states?
> >
> >You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Des Moines"
> >
> >You could play "Iowa Bingo" with county road names when traveling from town
> >to town (C65, 15, P36, N19 etc)
> >
> >You know the answer to the question, "Is this Heaven?"
> >
> >Your school classes were cancelled because of cold
> >
> >Your school classes were cancelled because of heat
> >
> >You know where all the Yoders live what are yoders?
> >
> >You know what "Hawks" and "Clones" are....GO CLONES!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> >You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way
> >
> >You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
> >
> >You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better." no, i hate it
> >
> >You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July
> >
> >Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
> >
> >You see people wear bib overa! lls at funerals.
> >
> >You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no
> >one in it no matter what time of the year.
> >
> >You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.
> >
> >Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."
> >
> >All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit or vegetable
> >
> >You can locate Iowa on the United States map so what
> >
> >Detassling was your first job for a few friends it was
> >
> >You've been on a "Geode Hunt"
> >
> >Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as
> >
> >You learn your pickup will run without a muffler hehe, but it sounds better
> >
> >You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
> >unlocked
> >
> >You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O
> >salad with marshmallows
> >
> >You drink "pop." of course i do
> >
> >When asked how your trip wa! s to any foreign, exotic place, you say,
> >"It was different."
> >
> >Going to Wal-Mart is your idea of FUN
> >
> >Being a bit younger, you remember Terry Branstad as governor the whole time
> >you were growing up. yes i do
> >
> >You consider being called a "Pork Queen" an honor.
> >
> >People from other states love to hear you say "Iowa" and other words with
> >"Os" in them.
> >
> >You carry jumper cables in your car now that's an insult, of course i carry jumper cables, i've had to use em a few times too!
> >
> >You know what the numbers I-80, 280 and 380 mean
> >
> >You know what "cow tipping" is oh yea, have yet to do it though, and have none of you seen Tommy Boy?

LOL i've never heard that version before!
in Az we measure distance by time too.... *maybe it's just me...*