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There is a kid I know who thinks he can beat me in a Volvo s70(or 80) Cross Country. That was good for a two hour laugh. I know I can smoke him, but I wanted to hear your ridiculous stupid "I can beat you stories." Make 'em good.

My friend just bought 2002 Civic DX manual tranny, and ever since he got it he was biatching and moaning that he will own my max only because he has a stick. Dude each time he was telling me that I was laughing in his face so hard I almost had a heart attack. So Im telling him "Lets do this, You wanna bet?" Hes like "yea lets bet 5 bucks" Im like "hahahahaha only 5? Are u uncertain that you will will the race?" Hes like " I know I will win" I started laughing again. So he told me he had to break into the car first because it was brand new. So Im like sure Ill wait. So about 2 months ago he calls me and says lets do it. I was like "are you ready to loose your 5 bucks?" He didnt say anything. He was bone stock and I had (still have) Injen Racing Division CAI. Dude I handed his ass to him right off the line. We raced from traffic light to traffic light, but the distance was far ( Rt. 9 south-Oldbridge, by Fleet Bank) I was waitting for him on next traffic light for about 6-8 seconds later than me, and he said GOOD RACE. Im like "Dude, you were saying?" Personally, he doesnt know how to drive stick. He freaking switches the gears at very low rpm. I asked him why does he do that. He said hes saving gas. I said "YEA AND YOU ARE FUCKING UP YOUR TRANNY LIKE THAT!!!" Anyways. That day I made extra 5 bucks only because of my friends stupidity, but the same day I paid for his lunch because it was only 5 bucks, plus hes my friend and I didnt feel like robbing my friends wallet.

tell your friend with the civic that you'll race him, but after you beat him he has to take his 1.6 liter Honda to the store to buy you a 2 liter bottle of soda.

more like beer or vodka. hehe.

thanks man
I would have said "HA, you were saying your shit honda can beat my max? eat shit little boy!"
but that's me
i hate people like that so I must say again thank you for shutting the dude up even if he is your friend.
i hate people that boast when they have no reason too...

No shit man. No shit!!! Dude I hate people like that myself, but I cant say that to my friends, you know... But other than that, Some guy rolled up to a traffic light where I was standing (At that time I had only Frankencar midpipe) That moron had Slovic SI (the older one) He started reving his shitbox on me, Im like WTF!! is he brain damaged or something? As you can tell frankencar midpipes are ones of the loudest midpipes out there, so I just tipped my gas pedal only twise and i see that moron not smiling anymore. I spanked him like i was driving normally. The only thing that I cant understand is whenever some ricer sees a family sedan with tints and rims and other stuff he thinks he can beat it because its a FAMILY SEDAN!?!?!? WTF man. Personally I get that shit all the time whenever Im driving. Wait till Imma get my budget y-pipe.

but dude that's the beauty of a family sedan
it's a sleeper!!!:devil:

you can easily beat the shit out of any slovic out there, without even trying btw, and still have the groceries.
that's what's really cool about the max.

man when you get the y pipe have loads of fun!
ahahahha

You said it bro.

This guy at my old job was always talking about his 5-speed Celica could beat my Maxima because his is a stick and he knows how to shift well, well we never got to race. Mainly because the dumbnut was racing someone else and he shifted from 5th gear to 1st gear and blew out his engine. When I heard this I wanted to die laughing at how stupid he was and the car is brand new and since he was racing the dealer is not covering it under warranty.

R.O.F.L.M.F.A.O. I bet this guy shot himself because of his stupidity. How the hell can you shift from 5th to 1st???????? :bloated: That guy is a friggin psycho.

he probably thought that his celica was a 6 speed and the secret gear was actually first!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

j/k
man what a yuca (vegetable in spanish)
blew out his transmission and it's new?
ahahahahHhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAH
ROFLMAO
man i need to stop laughing or i might die
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HA

The Maxima can nevAr lose !!!!!1111

oh yeah

http://www.lamer.net/homo.jpg

hahahaha

:monkeypis Honda

Originally posted by Pick
There is a kid I know who thinks he can beat me in a Volvo s70(or 80) Cross Country. That was good for a two hour laugh. I know I can smoke him, but I wanted to hear your ridiculous stupid "I can beat you stories." Make 'em good.

Volvo X-Country Specs

2.4 Liter 5 cylinder Turbo w/intercooler
197 Hp @ 5000 RPMs
210 ft/lbs of torque from 2000 - 5000 RPMs

All that power put down by an AWD system.

That car might very well beat a stock 4th gen Max. It's torque comes on way before the VQ kicks in, plus it's 20 ft/lbs more then the VQ. Should be a very interesting race.

You better be carefull, you may get your a$$ handed to you. Then see who laughs for a few hours......

20 ft-lbs more than the VQ??? What planet are you from? try 5 ft-lbs.

VQ Specs:
190 hp @ 5600rpm
205 ft-lbs @ 4000rpm
about 3000lbs curb weight

Volvo:
197hp @ 6000rpm
210 ft-lbs @ 1800rpm (damn!)
about 3700lbs Curb weight.

According to Edmunds.

Wow, that tq comes on a lot earlier than the VQ. However, an extra Quarter ton + doesn't do it any good. Also, having to route all that power through 4 wheels takes a higher percentage of that power and turs it into crap through the driveline. Volvo has some respectable specs. I still think the Max could pull out a bit faster, but it would be quite a race. My prediction would be the Volvo pulling out ahead at first, but then The max would catch up and hopefully be able to run out the redline a couple times and beat the Volvo. But then again, it looks like the Volvo could take on the Max, if not give it a run for the money.

Originally posted by NJMAXSELTD


Volvo X-Country Specs

2.4 Liter 5 cylinder Turbo w/intercooler
197 Hp @ 5000 RPMs
210 ft/lbs of torque from 2000 - 5000 RPMs

All that power put down by an AWD system.

That car might very well beat a stock 4th gen Max. It's torque comes on way before the VQ kicks in, plus it's 20 ft/lbs more then the VQ. Should be a very interesting race.

You better be carefull, you may get your a$$ handed to you. Then see who laughs for a few hours......

I'm a 5th gen 255 horse Max with a y-pipe,WAI, and exhaust. I don't think so...

Xc70 Vs a 4th gen max? Id say it would be a close race. The awd would definitely give the volvo a launching advantage, combined with the early torque.

However, I wouldnt call the guy in the volvo an idiot. No offense, but in this thread some of you max owners are coming off as riceboys. Calling the loser an idiot, acting like your ride is the sh*t...

Im like WTF!! is he brain damaged or something?
Dude your driving a family sedan. Rims + tint != fast. Anyone with a semi-fast car (like the SI) would assume they could beat you.

you can easily beat the shit out of any slovic out there, without even trying btw, and still have the groceries.
A late model SI would fuck his shit right up.

Late model SI? If I understood you correctly, you are saying that Late Model SI will own 4th Gen Maxima. Hmmm with these specs?
The latest model 2003 Honda Civic SI:
Engine Type: In-Line 4-Cylinder
Engine Block/Cylinder Head: Aluminum-Alloy
Displacement (cc): 1998
Horsepower @ rpm (SAE net): 160 @ 6500
Torque (lb-ft @ rpm): 132 @ 5000
Redline (rpm): 6800
Bore and Stroke (mm): 86 x 86
Compression Ratio: 9.8:1
Valve Train: 16-Valve DOHC i-VTEC®


------------VS-------------
95-99 Nissan Maxima
190HP with 205 lbs of tourque?


I know that civic is lighter but still maxima will own it.

I drive a 240sx. Its heavier and has less horsepower than the latest SI (I was actually referring to the 99-01 Si in my previous reply). But my car will take my moms car in a straight line easily (mom drives a '96 I30).

Originally posted by Fliquer
Xc70 Vs a 4th gen max? Id say it would be a close race. The awd would definitely give the volvo a launching advantage, combined with the early torque.

However, I wouldnt call the guy in the volvo an idiot. No offense, but in this thread some of you max owners are coming off as riceboys. Calling the loser an idiot, acting like your ride is the sh*t...


A late model SI would fuck his shit right up.

I am a 5TH gen Max with 255 horse and mods. 5TH gen, not 4th. PLus, I am 6-speed.

Car and Driver magazine:

0-60 time for a STOCK 1998 S70 T5 5 Speed in 6.1 secs and 14.6 in the quartermile.


My previous post was wrong about the VQ torque, I thought it was 190/190 woops.. sorry we all make mistakes.


But you'd better watch out for the T5 5 Speed Volvo, it will destroy a 4th gen Maxima and play very nicely with a 5th gen too.

I'm sure a 5th Gen will rape an S70 and make it call it "daddy". 255 Hp blows away 197hp.

In 98, both teh V70 and S70 were offered with optional 240hp turbo engines w/ a 5speed and awd.

Just setting the facts straight...

Originally posted by MaxPayne
I'm sure a 5th Gen will rape an S70 and make it call it "daddy". 255 Hp blows away 197hp.

Charming.

Originally posted by Spaz


Charming.

Always

Originally posted by Fliquer
In 98, both teh V70 and S70 were offered with optional 240hp turbo engines w/ a 5speed and awd.

Just setting the facts straight...

He is auto and N/A as far as I know.