Learn Chinese the easy way!
Graphik Styles
03-02-2003, 09:18 AM
SOME OF YOU MIGHT FIND IT INSULTING BUT IT ISNT MEANT THAT WAY AT ALL.........................
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For most of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Hopefully, these simplifications will help you understand the Chinese language just a bit better!
Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table
Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift
Dum Gai - A stupid person
Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
Jan Ne Ka Sun - A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia - Approach me
Lao Ze Sho - Dawson's Creek
Lao Zi - Not very good
Lin Ching - An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding - A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai - A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne - A small horse
Ten Ding Ba - Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung - A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan - Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting -- There is no reason to raise your voice
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For most of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Hopefully, these simplifications will help you understand the Chinese language just a bit better!
Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table
Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift
Dum Gai - A stupid person
Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
Jan Ne Ka Sun - A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia - Approach me
Lao Ze Sho - Dawson's Creek
Lao Zi - Not very good
Lin Ching - An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding - A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai - A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne - A small horse
Ten Ding Ba - Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung - A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan - Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting -- There is no reason to raise your voice
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I-Tech
03-02-2003, 10:28 AM
Is this for real or a joke?
Graphik Styles
03-02-2003, 10:31 AM
its supposed to be a joke............if you say the words fast it sounds like english words............for example.............
Ai Bang Mai Ne - if you say it fast it sounds like....I banged my knee
Ai Bang Mai Ne - if you say it fast it sounds like....I banged my knee
Suislide
03-02-2003, 11:52 AM
what do you call a short chinese man?
Ni Hai....:rolleyes:
no offence meant to any oriental people who may be reading this. if it is offensive in ANY way, let me know and i'll delete this post.
Ni Hai....:rolleyes:
no offence meant to any oriental people who may be reading this. if it is offensive in ANY way, let me know and i'll delete this post.
J SPEC SilEighty
03-02-2003, 12:16 PM
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Graphik Styles
03-02-2003, 12:18 PM
hahaha thats jokes........
Oz
03-02-2003, 06:33 PM
I will watch this thread very closely. It is staying open by a hair. If people are offended, report the post or PM me. Watch it guys - theres humour and theres racism. Make the distinction clearly.
SiRI
03-02-2003, 08:35 PM
I agree, but I myself do not try to take things personal, I am part polish and I know there are incrminating polish jokes out there but I dont take any of them personal...
One chinese meaning you forgot:
Whats that brown spot on the wall?
Wu Flung Pou
One chinese meaning you forgot:
Whats that brown spot on the wall?
Wu Flung Pou
YogsVR4
03-03-2003, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by S13_Iketani
no offence meant to any oriental people who may be reading this. if it is offensive in ANY way, let me know and i'll delete this post.
There are oriental rugs - not people.
no offence meant to any oriental people who may be reading this. if it is offensive in ANY way, let me know and i'll delete this post.
There are oriental rugs - not people.
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