So what does your daddy do?
YogsVR4
02-28-2003, 03:23 PM
The First Day of School
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "No, my dad raises money for the Democratic Party, but I was just too embarrassed to tell everyone!
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "No, my dad raises money for the Democratic Party, but I was just too embarrassed to tell everyone!
taranaki
02-28-2003, 03:29 PM
:rolleyes: :p
got any better ones,Yogs;)
got any better ones,Yogs;)
SR20DETpower
02-28-2003, 05:33 PM
that was lame.....
Two old ladies sitting in a car..... They are stopped at an intersection for awhile waiting for light to go green.
The passenger says, "Go its green!"
no reply
The Pessanger says it again still no reply
Finally the old lady starts swearing, "Goddammit its green get going"
Then the other old lady in the passenger seat says,"What are you yelling at?"
"Your not moving... its a green light!"
The old lady in the driver seats replies with
" I AM driving?"
I find that amusing, since I live in Florida.... old people driving is hilarious
Two old ladies sitting in a car..... They are stopped at an intersection for awhile waiting for light to go green.
The passenger says, "Go its green!"
no reply
The Pessanger says it again still no reply
Finally the old lady starts swearing, "Goddammit its green get going"
Then the other old lady in the passenger seat says,"What are you yelling at?"
"Your not moving... its a green light!"
The old lady in the driver seats replies with
" I AM driving?"
I find that amusing, since I live in Florida.... old people driving is hilarious
SuPeRcAr_MaN
02-28-2003, 05:49 PM
Both were pretty funny... I like the first one more, just because I'm a Republican...
taranaki
02-28-2003, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by SuPeRcAr_MaN
Both were pretty funny... I like the first one more, just because I'm a Republican...
I think Republicans are funny.:D
Both were pretty funny... I like the first one more, just because I'm a Republican...
I think Republicans are funny.:D
Damien
02-28-2003, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
I think Republicans are funny.:D
:rolleyes:
I can relate to both seeing how I don't care for Democrates n' I lived in Florida also...:lol2:
I think Republicans are funny.:D
:rolleyes:
I can relate to both seeing how I don't care for Democrates n' I lived in Florida also...:lol2:
Jimster
03-02-2003, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
I think Republicans are funny.:D
Yes the whole party is a joke within itself :D
I think Republicans are funny.:D
Yes the whole party is a joke within itself :D
corvettezman
03-02-2003, 07:19 AM
I think George Bush is funny. He repeats everything. It's like hey Mr. President just go attack Iraq, you are going to anyways. That idiot just makes life more interesting! And if he is still around next term(doubt it highly) The U.S. will be the only country, cause on his axis of evil list it seems that every country is on their, but they just fall in a certain order.:D :p :silly2:
I-Tech
03-03-2003, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
:rolleyes: :p
got any better ones,Yogs;)
Nice choice of words there Mr. T.. :bloated:
:rolleyes: :p
got any better ones,Yogs;)
Nice choice of words there Mr. T.. :bloated:
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