'junk products' contest

Post the most useless piece of innovation in consumer products that you can find....maximum 500 entries per person.;)

my first entry..

It's an electric toothbrush.:D

http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/akiba/hotline/20030222/image/tooth3.jpg


.................with a USB plug?:confused: :confused: :confused:

Toilet Seat covers. WTF? It's not going to crawl UP your ass...

The sellotape I used to wrap my wifes presents :mad:.....................Yup I'm STILL Pissed about it :D

the new pots with the strainers in them..they look so flimsy.., the cell phone scrambler that keeps "radiation from damaging your brain" ....oh please...

duct-tape..... wait a second.. duct-tape RULES! it can be used for anything, even shoes! (just wrap your feet in tape :rolleyes: )

Magnetic Calcium-Polarizer

http://www.wasserfix.de/ENPAGE8.HTM

Pheromone spray's. Guarenteed to get you laid :rolleyes:


http://love-scent.com/?AID=171869&PID=1201998

(I seem to get spammed with these products all the time)

Originally posted by SiRI
duct-tape..... wait a second.. duct-tape RULES! it can be used for anything, even shoes! (just wrap your feet in tape :rolleyes: )

And underwear.




Here's my entries:

The whistle go WOOOO WOOOOOOO!
Exhaust whistle. Bubba Rubb is so cool.
http://www.houstonautogroup.com/bubb_rubb_bubbrubb/bubbrubb.jpg

Hypercolor clothing!
"Hey everyone, look at how sweaty I am!" 'nuf said.
http://www.tournamentofstuff.com/hypercolor.jpg

The club.
A decent idea, but when someone can just saw through the steering wheel so much easier, kinda defeats the purpose...
http://www.stpete.org/police/images/club.gif

Yes, the ding king... I watched some meth-head guy try to use one on a HUGE dent in his car. I'm pretty sure he got rolled into by a semi, and there was just no way that a ding king was going to fix that damage... but you have to admire his persistance, I think he was at it for about 3 hours.
http://www.restore-4.com/_img/ding/dingkingkit.jpg

I also have to agree with Hogie on the pot/strainers... although it's a decent idea, and I don't suppose I'd mind owning one, I just think that the commercials are positively retarded when they show the lady trying to pour her pasta into a collander, and she's to dumb to do it right, so she "burns" herself and spills it everywhere. What a maroon!

That's all for now... maybe more later.

[joke entry]http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/488476Hondabadge.jpg [/joke entry] Let the flames begin, but face it, someone had to take a crack at it. :bloated:

But I'm going to go with the draining pots consensus... When the product even looks cheap in its own commercial, you know it's crap... :o

i agree with tangie on the Honda thing.

my main vote goes to non-alcoholic beer. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT THEN???

believve it or not, those toothbrushs do work! they made my teeth a little whiter! after one week!

Originally posted by supratuner
believve it or not, those toothbrushs do work! they made my teeth a little whiter! after one week!

I'm sure they do,but wtf is the point of hooking them into your computer for a power source?don't you folks have power sockets elsewhere in the house?

Originally posted by ci5ic
Here's my entries:

The whistle go WOOOO WOOOOOOO!
Exhaust whistle. Bubba Rubb is so cool.
http://www.houstonautogroup.com/bubb_rubb_bubbrubb/bubbrubb.jpg

Haha they are outlawed now take a look Bubb Rubb No More WOO WOOOOOOOOOOO (http://www.kron.com/Global/story.asp?S=1142838)

which is all too funny now since he was like famous for a week or 2
:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: