Fun Things To Do In Walmart

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A friend of mine worked at a large store and he knew the phone code (it was #52, but they changed it for some reason) to talk over the intercom while calling from an outside line. We'd call up and talk over the intercom while watching employees running around to all the phones trying to find which one it was coming from. It was just stupid stuff like "Attention (store name) customers: The next 5 people to the checkouts will recieve 50% off their entire purchase", "I lost my shoe!", paging real employee names to various parts of the store, "Attention (store name) customers: It is now (random times), the store will be closing in five minutes, please finish making your selection and make your way to the checkouts"

Also: (only at walmart because they suck) playing football with loaves of bread in the aisles, throwing bouncy-balls over the shelves perpendicular to the aisles and seeing who can throw them the furthest, re-arranging stuff on the shelves (such as moving all products to make diagonal lines of each product, or moving one all the way to the back, the next in front of it, and so on), unfolding lawn chairs to line a few aisles, stacking boxes into pyramids, riding the bikes around the store, taking small products (candles, individual cans of pop, etc) and puting one here and there throughout the store, taking shoes out of boxes and aranging them as footprints. We did so much stupid stuff when I was in highschool :) The secret is to leave when they ask and they don't call the cops. Come back dressed differently a few hours later and start all over again.

Nothing better than electric old person cart racing!!! w00t!

Man J-Ri, you have given me some great ideas. I realllly wish I could find that code for the intercom. I can't even imagine how fun that could be.

Whatever happened to setting up all the stuffed animals in sexual positions? (only in a main isle where everyone could see...if its in the little kid isle thats just f'd up)

Man J-Ri, you have given me some great ideas. I realllly wish I could find that code for the intercom. I can't even imagine how fun that could be.

I'd ask an employee. Most of them are just there for a paycheck... it's worth a try anyway. Just find one that looks stoned. Also, look at the keys on the phones. I think they only use them for paging people, so if only 2 or 3 keys are worn you could probably figure out the code.

A few more I thought of that I never did:

Arrange tapes (DVDs might work... do they still sell tapes?) as dominoes and see how long of a chain you can get before they kick you out.

Build a fort out of matresses/pillows in a main aisle.

Buy something cheap and then walk directly to the return place and return it. Go buy another of the exact same item and return it. Keep doing that until they say something.

Keep taking shopping carts from the front of the store and move them to the back of the store. On the subject of shopping carts - another fun thing to do (if you have health insurance and a helmet) is to take a cart in the parking lot and sit in the basket part. Hold on to your friends car and go for a ride around the parking lot. I got up to 30 MPH once, it doesn't sound that fast, but in a shopping cart it feels like well over 120 MPH in a car. My dumbass friend kept accelerating after I yelled at him to stop... I was afraid to let go because I was invisioning the cart veering off to the side and rolling over (I didn't think of wearing a helmet).

I'm feeling all nostalgic now... that was so much fun.

The very best way to get the managers and brown noser staff VERY UPSET is to start taking pictures INSIDE the store. They hate that. For some reason the staff thinks that their layout is some kind of brand secret and nobody must ever photograph the interior of the enterprise

When the manager shows up to escort me out I start taking his picture

Yes, they do hate that. The reason I was given, in a documentary about 3rd world "sweatshops", is that they don't want research done about how much of their crap is imported from such places (even taking notes in a notebook is disliked). That's why I haven't been a customer at walmart in SIX years! I have gone in and screwed around, and taken advantage of their excessively cold air conditioning on hot summer days, but havn't bought anything.

My Korean friend used to bring cookies into the store in his pockets and stand in front of the security camera and look into it while he nibbled on them.

he also used to try on hats and run around the store yelling that he was a VC guerrilla

cant think of anything fun I do do in wally world, it is a dangerous place to be, they have attack doors

Whoa..

holy crap, Karma's back!

how've you been? long time, no see.

how about this one...try spraying tire shine all over the isle then get a running start and slide all they way down the isle. really cool to do, till you get caught, or someone else goes in the isle and falls on their a$$

I just seen a video of some guys recording themselves swearing, then playing the tapes in all the stereos in the electronics department. The also got tape recorders and put the intercom phone on top (turned on) and walked away. I thought it was pretty good...

I like going to the sports section and GRAB a ball.
When you walk through WallMart and find a bored kid,through it at him,
Pretend that your just shopping!

Wear a teamsters jacket, talk to a few employees and see how long it takes to get thrown out.

Man you guys are TOO FUNNY. I'm an old man & I think some of this crap is great.

Take a few dimes and quarters and epoxy them to the concrete in the parking lot. Park a car on top of them for 24 hours while it dries. Once it dries, they're impossible to get by hand. We used to do that at my shop, then the owner found out it was us doing it and we're no longer allowed to do it. It was hilarious watching people trying to pick them up. Some people would even come inside the shop and ask to borrow various tools to try to get them unstuck.

Went to a store one night with some friends... they all walked down the isles looking rather insane and mumbling "they told us to stay in the van" and then laughing hysterically. It was hilarious watching how people would avoid the isle - except to watch from the end perhaps. Made for a fun evening.

Hey:
I'am an old man to,and I like to play Walmart Greeter!

It's a Great way for OLD guys to hook-up too!

The only other time ,if we get luckey, we get to play Santa during Christmas time.
''Santa's outfit gets Hot!''

I sure don't want tobe,the one to play with the Bells.

Hey!

Whats-up with after 4-hours of a erection go to the Hospital shit?

What are they going to do?

1) Is the nurse going todo us?
2) Put a CAST on it?
2) Give me a Handicap sticker.
3) Give me a walker.
4) Put some Energizer batteries in my pace maker.
5) Make sure I'am having safe sex.
6) Put it in Hospital Traction.
7) Is that what W.T.F. means?

MCGIVER