Taranaki's joke of the week
taranaki
02-23-2003, 01:03 AM
This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she'll be
happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to
try.
She gets back to the table and has two drinks for him. One is a measure of
Bailey's. The other full of lime juice.
She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your
mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute
when she's enthusiastic.
First he swallows the Bailey's. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his
mouth.
Then he chugs the lime juice.
After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth.
Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
Three seconds and he finally calms his stomach enough to swallow the mess.
As he makes a face, she whispers sweetly in his ear, "It's called 'Blowjob
Revenge'."
happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to
try.
She gets back to the table and has two drinks for him. One is a measure of
Bailey's. The other full of lime juice.
She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your
mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute
when she's enthusiastic.
First he swallows the Bailey's. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his
mouth.
Then he chugs the lime juice.
After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth.
Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
Three seconds and he finally calms his stomach enough to swallow the mess.
As he makes a face, she whispers sweetly in his ear, "It's called 'Blowjob
Revenge'."
Ssom
02-23-2003, 01:08 AM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol2: fucking hilarious :D :D
primera man
02-23-2003, 02:08 AM
:eek: :eek: ....I'm really at a loss for words
darkness
02-23-2003, 02:26 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
Toksin
02-23-2003, 03:13 AM
LMAO
and on a side note, it looks like it's Kiwi Board Domination Time.
and on a side note, it looks like it's Kiwi Board Domination Time.
Purpura Delujo
02-23-2003, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by Toksin
looks like it's Kiwi Board Domination Time.
Until the Aussies come on :finger:
Thats a good one Taranaki, filthy joke though! :D
looks like it's Kiwi Board Domination Time.
Until the Aussies come on :finger:
Thats a good one Taranaki, filthy joke though! :D
JD@af
02-23-2003, 07:48 AM
I've had something like that in college called a cement mixer.. which is not unpleasant to drink.
Anyway, that is good stuff, Naki http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/icons/icon14.gif
Anyway, that is good stuff, Naki http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/icons/icon14.gif
Suislide
02-23-2003, 12:49 PM
JD are you kidding?? cement mixers are terrible! i had a good few last week and each time i thought i could take it, but no. it was just as bad as the last time.
ChopinPorkChop
02-23-2003, 12:53 PM
/me goes and drinks some cement
i dont find anything bad?!?!?!
i dont find anything bad?!?!?!
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