It must be true!! If its not, it sure is funny.
Polygon
02-17-2003, 08:09 PM
This is a true story because I read it on the internet, it MUST be true. :D
On July 20th, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. Some of his first words after stepping on the lunar surface were "that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." These words were televised to millions, but just before he reentered the Lander, he made the enigmatic remark "good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival soviet cosmonaut. However; upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong would just always smile. On July 5th, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the twenty-six year-old question to Armstrong. This time he finally answered. Mr. Gorsky had died, so Neil felt that he could answer it now. In 1938 when he was a kid in a small Midwest town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit the ball, which landed in his neighbor's yard by the bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "SEX! YOU WANT SEX??!! You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!!!!"
On July 20th, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. Some of his first words after stepping on the lunar surface were "that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." These words were televised to millions, but just before he reentered the Lander, he made the enigmatic remark "good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival soviet cosmonaut. However; upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong would just always smile. On July 5th, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the twenty-six year-old question to Armstrong. This time he finally answered. Mr. Gorsky had died, so Neil felt that he could answer it now. In 1938 when he was a kid in a small Midwest town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit the ball, which landed in his neighbor's yard by the bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "SEX! YOU WANT SEX??!! You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!!!!"
v10_viper
02-17-2003, 08:20 PM
hehe that's pretty good, It's even funnier that it's true.
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