Because I am blonde?
RazorGTR
02-17-2003, 03:47 AM
"Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! That's
good isn't it?"
"Yes darling, that's very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde?", enquired the delighted daughter?
''Yes darling, it's because you're blonde", her Mum confirmed.
Next day, the happy girl skips back from school and says: "Mummy, today
at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as
D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K! That's really good, isn't it?"
"Yes darling, that is really good."
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes darling it is because you're blonde."
Next day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming and, well, all the other girls have no breasts at all but look at my big fellas!"
She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D's at her mum. "It's because I'm blonde isn't it Mummy?"
"No darling", sighed her mother, "It's because you're 25."
good isn't it?"
"Yes darling, that's very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde?", enquired the delighted daughter?
''Yes darling, it's because you're blonde", her Mum confirmed.
Next day, the happy girl skips back from school and says: "Mummy, today
at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as
D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K! That's really good, isn't it?"
"Yes darling, that is really good."
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes darling it is because you're blonde."
Next day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming and, well, all the other girls have no breasts at all but look at my big fellas!"
She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D's at her mum. "It's because I'm blonde isn't it Mummy?"
"No darling", sighed her mother, "It's because you're 25."
Self
02-17-2003, 03:52 AM
Hahahhahah, very good job finding that one, lol. That was funny. And now I'm off to sleep at 4:41 in the am. I relinquish my stranglehold on AF Offtopic to you:D
tonioseven
02-17-2003, 11:03 AM
Perhaps some pictures would go with this joke?:licker: :devil:
MaximusGTR
02-17-2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by tonioseven
Perhaps some pictures would go with this joke?:licker: :devil:
:rolleyes: :cwn27:
Perhaps some pictures would go with this joke?:licker: :devil:
:rolleyes: :cwn27:
YogsVR4
02-17-2003, 12:28 PM
:lol2: good one :)
Polygon
02-17-2003, 12:42 PM
:hehehe:
Quite good!
Quite good!
JD@af
02-17-2003, 12:46 PM
Oh jeez :eek: So glad I am "a brunette" - I actually start to feel bad for blondes after reading jokes like that!!! :silly2: Ha ha.
darkness
02-17-2003, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by JD@af
Oh jeez :eek: So glad I am "a brunette" - I actually start to feel bad for blondes after reading jokes like that!!! :silly2: Ha ha.
No no, the term is you want to "feel a blonde":D
Oh jeez :eek: So glad I am "a brunette" - I actually start to feel bad for blondes after reading jokes like that!!! :silly2: Ha ha.
No no, the term is you want to "feel a blonde":D
MaximusGTR
02-17-2003, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by darkness
No no, the term is you want to "feel a blonde":D :rolleyes:
No no, the term is you want to "feel a blonde":D :rolleyes:
Amish_kid
02-17-2003, 03:50 PM
haha heard it before
Just replace the Blonde with a Newfie
Just replace the Blonde with a Newfie
ragt20
02-17-2003, 03:53 PM
:hehehe: :lol2: :hehe:
looks like razors on a roll....keep em comin:D
looks like razors on a roll....keep em comin:D
MaximusGTR
02-17-2003, 04:03 PM
Why do Blondes get clowned so much??
I-Tech
02-20-2003, 09:45 AM
Hmm.. So she must be in a school where the other pupils are mentally retarded?
But funny story thought :friendly finger:
But funny story thought :friendly finger:
primera man
02-20-2003, 12:10 PM
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